This thread over here made me realize that a lot of people think they sound dumb or silly if they talk during sex. OK then, out with it! What are some of the dumbest, silliest or most embarassing things you have uttered while you were getting some?
I’ve said plenty, I’ll offer this one to get things started. Me on my back, girl on top going up and down and I spoke this eloquent gem: “Yeah baby, make me cry!” I don’t even know where it came from, but I wish I could put it back there.
Don’t know if this is exactly what you’re loooking for but:
I was waiting for a perspective employer to call. My gf at the time, and I were sitting around waitng with nothing to do and one thing leds to another… Pretty soon we’re on the floor of the living room, me on top, it’s getting good…
“brrrnngggg” …damn the phone, I have to answer it. “Hello”…It’s my sister Janet, “Uh Janet can I call you back?, im in the middle of something right now” This led both of us to crack up (btw, anyone notice how weird it feels when the person you’re in laughs)
Me:Oh yes! I’m going to come!
Chris: Gasp, Are you sure?
Me: Yes, Yes!
Me: NO, I lied…
It was classic, I thought I really was going to, but realized in the middle that I wasn’t. He was shocked and didn’t say anything until a few minutes later
loooong time ago. College days. He was spending the night, we’d made love, gone to sleep. I woke up and we were apparently, um, involved again. I said “have we been doing this all night?” (hey - I wasn’t awake yet, honest)
Here is one that is not mine, but cracks me up every time I hear it. A friend of mine had a girlfriend that would not leave even though he told her several times they were through. So one night he is in the act with her, doggy style, and he leans up close to her ear and says “I’m pretending you’re a guy”. She finally got the hint.
I don’t know if I can put this in words. I’ll try anyway. I have this one extremely ticklish spot, well two really, one on each side. My OBGYN found it once when he was looking for ovarian cysts, does that kind of give you an idea of the area of the abdomen it is? Anyway, many, many years ago when hubby and I were newlyweds he was changing positions in the bed and crawling over me to get there. His woody poked my ticklish spot and I instinctively reached down and grabbed it, but somehow I managed to try and be gentle, causing my touch to feel ticklish to him. All I could say was something like, “hummina-hummina-hummina”. Does that count? It almost spoiled the moment. (We still laugh about that though.)
I was once told by one of my guys that if I didn’t stop calling him God he was gonna quit!
After that we got the giggles so bad we had to stop because all I could picture was the people in the neighborhood comming to the door and looking for the great God with his name.
You see it was summer and we had all the windows open, and I can be quite vocal at times.
Back when “the wife” was still “the girlfriend”, we were having a zesty session, we’ve both always been vocal anyway, and screams “I’m coming, I’m coming!”. To which I naturaly reply “Me Too! Me Too!” If that wasn’t bad enough, I had a couple of high school friends visiting at the time, and they heard the whole thing! That was almost 20 years ago, (Damn, I’m getting old) and when I go back to my home town, I still heard "I’m coming… Me Too, Me too!
When I was with my ex and I had to be home at a certain time I told him to “make it quick”. I think that kind of pissed him off. All he could say while he was driving me home was “make it quick” in these really sarcastic tones. Oh well, he was an ass anyway.
Not dumbest thing said, but stupidest thing done. For some reason, at one point (they were on top), I realised I didn’t know what time it was. I started thinking about it, and it really started bothering me, I started becoming unaroused. Damn it! I just had to know what time it was. So I looked over at my watch. ahem… The room became decidely cooler. Needless to say, I did not get any sex for a couple weeks.