Think About This, You Anti-gun Idiots

The BBQ Pit
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Bagpipes and skirts for men?

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With all the zillion places there are in the world to go visit or live, America seems to be near the top af everyon’s list. I don’t really recall seeing a huge rush to go visit Scotland.

You know, if it wasn’t Mel Gibson I would still think you guys were part of England.

C’mon admit, Scotland isn’t exactly all that relevant of a country in the big scheme of things.

Rambo didn’t even talk, much less type. The rambo thing falls a little short.

Of course if Ex-Tank takes a chopper over to Scotland, and kills everyone dressed in a skirt and armed with bag pipes on his way to cut your throat with a big sharp knife, then I will concede the Rambo title.

It is supposed to be frightening. That is the whole point of guns. Stay away.

That being said, over 70 million Americans own guns, so if you were over here, then about 1/3 of the poeple you saw owned a firearm. It sure is amazing that you made it out alive!!!

England? Africa? Spain? South America?

Certainly not Scotland.

If Ex-Tank feels the need to be redundant, than that is his business.

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As has been stated hundred of times already, there is not ONE documented instance of a cop being killed by “cop-killer” bullets, except once when he was shot in the head. No protection. Nothing special about it.

The “plastic gun” UL is a twisted, non-factual description of the Glock series of handguns. A large portion of the gun is made of plastic, but people conveniently forget to mention the steel frame and slide. And the metal in the bullets.

Also I’m truly amazed at how many posts here mention the necessity to retreat. “drop a ladder from the window and get his family out of the house”, the concept of a vault where you can hide if your house is violated…I’m sorry but I WILL NOT retreat from an intruder in my own home. Period. Sadly, I had to make the decision to move away from New Mexico where, if somebody is in your house without your permission or authorization, the law makes the assumption that you are in danger, and legally entitled to use deadly force to repel the intruder.

Nobody should need to fear in their own home. If you run away, where do you run to? Forget it. Not me.

Oh, what’s that? So now you say life sucks?
Well 99% of it’s what you make of it…
So if your life sucks, YOU suck!

Joe_Cool

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Freedom: you are a fool.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any list of ideal living locations that included the United States anywhere in the top five, despite the patriot-proliferated myth of a utopian America. Usually at the top of the list are Switzerland, Sweden, Canada, New Zealand, etc.

While an intelligent bigot is far more dangerous than a bigoted fool, you, my cocksure friend, are far more irritating.

On the other hand, that great Scot seems to be quite the moron, as well. I can’t think of a single useful thing that the Scots have invented, unless you count the telephone, which was invented by a Scottish Canadian.

In short, you’re both idiots. It’s also clear that neither of you has a solid argument, or you might be making it, rather than slinging profanities.

Fuckwits.

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You know, I just can’t take the pit seriously.

I have this feeling that we are in one of those early 90’s

Your mother is so…

Contests.

I read the KarmaComa post, and all I can think of is that he/she really knows how to flame well for a poster with 14 posts. I need to learn how to flame better.

I read this:

And all I can think about is that at least I am irritating SOMEONE :slight_smile:

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Aw… shucks.

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MadHun: How in the hell am I supposed to know that you’re from Scotland? MadHUN?

Scotland, eh? Then we have something in common: I’m 1/4 Scottish (1/4 Irish, 1/4 Anglo, 1/4 various; Dutch, French and Italian).

I have an excuse to be slightly schizo, shithead: with all those genes flying around in me, I’m fighting every war in Europe’s history in my head every day, and I have ready access to large-caliber firearms, so you gotta ask yourself: DO YOU REALLY WANNA SEE ME PISSED!? HUH?HUH?HUH?

And yes, I will occasionally break out the Galloway (fuck Mel Brooks. You gotta be a man to wear a kilt and toss a caber!), and strap on the Claymore and have a great time recreating our heritage of dying gloriously in battle with the English pig-dogs. I figure with my other ethnic ties, I have a right to hate the English occasionally.

I’m probably the only inhabitant of North America who will admit to liking haggis, and wash it down with single malt, neat.

Doesn’t change the fact that you’re a moron who can’t check the rules of the road and see that this here place is the PIT! I can say ASS!ASS!ASS! all I want in here and berate you 'til you give up in disgust or have a stroke.

Even if you were in the Great Debates, your opinion still wouldn’t amount to a warm pile of sheep shit, as the Debates are supposed to be about logic and precedent and such, which you are ill-equipped to argue.

You want civility, I’ll meet you over in the Debates.

Regardless, your opinion is uninformed with skewed lies and spin-doctoring of the gun-control freaks. Come to Texas and check us out (if you have the balls to seek the truth; somehow, I doubt it):

Right To Carry In Texas

Meanwhile, remember to come up for air every now and then while searching for Nessie, and maybe your thinking process and overall intelligence will improve, as I think I heard somewhere that slugs have the ability to regenerate.

And quit diddling the sheep!

On second thought, diddle away; your genetic material offers no benefit to the human gene pool.

If you seriously piss us Americans off, the next time the real Huns get rambunctious, we’ll let them have your country.

And when you call on US to send you guns and ammo to defend your homes and families with, I’ll look back fondly on YOU, hoist a Hefe Veisen to the Jerries and say “Deutchland Uber Alles (who the fuck is Alice?)!”

ExTank
Beware of drunken Scotsmen hurling cabers!"

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Ugh, wheat beer.

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Hey Karma! Nothing for me? I was doing my level best to be a low-brow shitheel, gratuitously slinging invective and profanity at any and all.

I feel left out. :frowning:

To hell with all of ya’s! I’m puttin’ on my green, gonna scarf me some corned beef and cabbage, and gonna wash it all down with some Guinness and Jamieson’s 'til I can’t see straight.

Cheers!

ExTank
“Fuck the Scots! Beware of drunken Irishmen projectile vomiting semi-masticated corned beef!”

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Freedom sed:

OH, don’t worry about that, pally. You do juuuust fine.

-andros-

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Russel said:

No. Talking to you obviously does no good.

I can’t make it any clearer where I got my information than putting hyperlinks in my thread to the cites. Sorry if that is not clear enough.

Do you even know the gun laws in your state are? Do you even know where the gun that shot that first grader came from?

I can’t dignify your hippocritical dreck with further responses, so please feel free to tell yourself and others that you won, and that I quit. I hope it makes you feel better.

This is the pit, bitch, if you don’t like being called a shmuck or a cretin or a jackass when you post things that prove you are, then go hang out in MPSIMS or somewhere. A little piece of advice: Before you go into great debates, learn another term to go along with emotive posturing. It’s obviously the only one you know.

“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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Actually, Uncle, my usual is a good Double Bock, and my fave is Bavarian Rauch Bier.

And just to be on topic: Fuck the Gun-Grabbers!

ExTank

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Yeah, fuck those lousy pricks. I saw your recent post in GD, Tank. Very well said.

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Geez, I thought we’d cleared all that stereotype crap up in the Ask the Gay Guy thread. Chill out; the homosexuals really aren’t out to grab your . . .

ohhhh, you meant your firearm. Here I thought . . . oh, never mind.

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What did Scots ever invent of any use ,well, for all you dumb gun lovin Homer Simpsons out how about T.V? Doh!
Without the telephone how could you post your flames? by carrier pigeon?
Any Mathemeticians out there? How about Naperian log tables.
There’s lots more of this but it’s up to MADHUN to take this up as I’m not a Scot.
American gun owning life sounds sooo exciting,
1 Put gun & ammo in car.
2 Drive to range.
3 Blast away.
4 Go home.
5 Yawn.
Before we get any oh-so ironic decription of Brit life let me just say,don’t knock warm beer till you’ve tried it and bowing to the Lord of the Manor is a major favourite too.
Q Why do we play cricket,A It’s too clever for Yanks to understand so you’ll never fuck it up.
He He He! :slight_smile:

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Here’s some of the latest socialist tyranny:

Cuomo Has Head Up Ass

Just where the fuck do these leftist bastards get off using the power loaned to them by the American people for the purpose of oppressing business? A lawsuit brought by HUD? You know who HUD is-the bloodsuckers who spend your money housing various pimps, whores, crackheads and other scum sucking parasites. They give literally billions of dollars of your money to assorted low-life who in turn not only trash every place they’ve ever lived, but terrorize and reduce the surrounding neighborhoods to rubble.

Using tax dollars to sue a legitimate law abiding business into submission. This is only the beginning. And we’re letting it happen.

::

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First the tobacco farmers, now the gun manufacturers. Next the feds will sue Mickey D’s for contributing to heart disease… Big Mac’s will start costing $5. It’ll be anarchy.

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andros said…

::wiping a tear from my eye::

I guess I finally fit right in :slight_smile:
EX-Tank…

I caught your GD post also. Nice explanation. The reality of life often gets left way out of these debates. I didn’t want to post because I was still so pissed about S&W.

I feel like a good friend died yesterday.

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Freedom: just got back from Prudhoe Bay, so haven’t caught up on all mail and news - what about S&W?

casdave: Does England still possess nuclear weapon capability? If so - why? Why not unilaterally disarm itself? Are the nukes still in the inventory as a deterrent to ‘bad guys’? I reckon you can see where this is leading, right?

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They caved in to HCI.

Check out the end of this thread for info and the link.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001499.html

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Radar asks
Does England still possess nuclear weapon capability? If so - why? Why not unilaterally disarm itself? Are the nukes still in the inventory as a deterrent to ‘bad guys’? I reckon you can see where this is leading, right?

Sure I can but the answer as to why we have them is not as obvious as you’d think.

Can you imagine us launching without American approval?-no.

After WWII British power was severely on the wane and our influence worldwide was set to diminish to a level more commensurate to the size of our economy.
Don’t forget that within the previous 40 years we had enjoyed massive power and we were not going to give it up easily even if we were trying to prevent the inevitable.

What we did was to invest heavily in defence which included ‘atomic technology’.This bought us a place at the UN security council which was ,incidently,quite handy for America too since we are allies, still .I hope.

Over here whenever we debate nuclear disarmament it always seems to come round to us ‘sliding down the league table of nations’.The economic cost of this is generally put on the back burner.Basically the nuclear deterrant costs more than we can afford Taxes are higher not just to pay for the hardware but also to commission nuclear power stations which were pretty much part of the whole ‘atomic thing’
Had we invested our resources into our economy as the Germans and the Japs were compelled to then maybe things today might be differant.

So do we have nuclear weapons as a deterrant? No its just something we can use to swagger around with pretending that we are bigger than we really are.

I would hate you to think that I was drawing any kind of analagy between any gun owner and British posturing.

You may say ‘why should Americans pay to provide deterrance cover for Britain’ the only answer I can give you is that is in your interest, we have tried to provide you with as much support as we have been able over many years and surely it is better to defend America on European soil than have to do it in America.