I’d never tell you to eat shit and die. And I would have chickened out with anyone. I was only seventeen or so and I (deliberately) did not lose my virginity until I was almost twenty.
None. My computer teacher senior year was the only one even theoretically hot, and not all that much older than me, but not interesting. All the rest of the female teachers were a lot older.
Ah, Mrs. Johnson, the petite yet curvy blonde science teacher, still pops into my memories now and then. I’m guessing she was in her late 20s, and the “Mrs.” part didn’t matter – all the guys had the hots for her. I’m sure she knew it too.
Middle school, sure. We had several reasonably attractive female teachers.
High school, no way. I went to an all-boys school, and I can think of maybe 4 female teachers who taught at the school. One looked suspiciously like Yoda, one was a friend’s non-MILFish mother, and the other two were unattractive and kind of unpleasant (I think they got tired of the sexism).
We had a student teacher for a few weeks that certainly fueled a few fantasy’s. I think she was in her last year of college. But, couldn’t have been older than 22. For a room full of 16 year olds it was a slice of heaven.
Some of my teachers were under thirty and attractive. They were careful to dress appropriately. They had no interest in anything except teaching.
Yes, he figured out soon enough that many girls had a crush on him and was uncomfortable with it. I remember feeling that quite clearly, and he made the boundaries very, very clear.
Hola Senor H! You were sweet.
But what if someone started a thread in which they used a word in a way I found irksome, and I overreacted and pitted them in a pedantic and, let’s be honest, incredibly stupid way,and on the same day threatshat ina different thread about, oh, the new Harry Potter movie by saying that no matter how bad it was it could not approach the horrors of the LOTR movies, and kept both up in a wearisome way for, like, 47 posts in a row?
When I was a senior in high school, I thought my Spanish III teacher was smoking hawt! She had just graduated from college, so she was in her early 20s. I thought she was the hottest woman I had ever seen.
I got out my yearbook a few months ago and looked at her picture.
Apparently I was blind back then.
Other than that, most of the female teachers I had were in their 40s.
I will say that I have noticed that teachers seem to be younger and prettier these days than they were when I was in school. Every time I see one of these teacher/student scandals, I always say to my wife, “Where were those hotties when I was in high school?” My wife, who believes in telling the truth at all times, gently says, “Honey, I met you when you were just out of high school. There’s absolutely no way on earth these young things would have looked twice at you.”
Apparently, she was blind when she was younger, too, for which I am eternally grateful.
Hmm. I answered yes, because I certainly thought about it plenty, but looking back now I think I’d have chickened out too. I was not a confident teenager.
Then, no. There is a teacher I could see myself going for now, though, given he’s only five or six years older than I am - he was a first-year teacher when I was a senior - but that wasn’t the question. The rest of my male teachers were twice my age at least, and mostly married.
We had a teacher who taught our class just once, she usually taught other classes. Not one boy could even say a word when she asked questions, it was the quietest class we ever had. Hilarious and tragic at the same time.
So given none of us could even speak to her, I dont think a lot more would have been happening.
Otara
I would have gleefully slept with my AP English teacher, who was nearly fifty and had a cop mustache, but that was because he had introduced me to Aeschylus and Lorca and Keats and Marvell and Joyce and and and. (I think he also had a fair amount of charisma in the classroom, but mostly it was the books.)
My grade 12 math teacher was kind of a shitty instructor, but she was easy on the eyes. I’m sure I fantasized about “being kept after class” at least once or twice.
But if you go back to grade 7, our teacher that year was also a professional model in her spare time and periodically showed up in Sears catalogs and stuff. I think every boy in that class actually got stupider over the course of that year 'cuz our hormonally overloaded minds were NOT on our school work. In retrospect, 12-year-old boys fantasizing about their 30ish teacher is really creepy, but there it is.
The female gym teacher at the other high school was named - and I’m not making this up - Miss Lust. And she totally looked the part. Had thighs a gymnast would envy. Hoo-boy.
I had some crushes, but I was smart enough to know that they were just based on boredom and proximity (and most of the boys in my graduating class still having another 5-10 years 'til puberty finished its magic). I was also self-aware enough to know that any older man who would have willingly slept with me, knowing my age, would have been pretty pathetic, and that the whole thing would have been a disaster.
Seems less creepy than natural to me. The teacher fantasizing about them is creepy; the boys are just being boys.
There was one: my grade 10 English teacher. I don’t even remember her name now, or what she looked like; all I remember was that I was attracted to her. Of course, teenage guys will use just about anything, including passing gusts of wind, to trigger lust, so it probably didn’t mean all that much.
Hell, I started hitting on teacher when I was in grade six.
Yuck, no. I don’t remember any attractive male teachers when I was in high school.
There was one in my HS who was our class advisor. She started teaching my freshman year, so she couldn’t have been more than say… 22. I think we found her attractive because she was the youngest female faculty, and happened to be decently attractive. Nowadays I would probably put her in the “she’s cute, so why the hell not?” category.
16 year old me would have tried (and failed miserably) to put her in walker.