I can’t find a link to the story but an Australian man, suspected of cannibalism, has died of gastritis.
I knew those clowns tasted funny
Holy shit! You can DIE from that??
I get that! Blaaah! I must read more, y’think?
…as he passed his friend in the woods.
This guy probably had untreated hemorrhagic gastritis (i.e.: he bled to death).
The story is not a joke, I got it from an Australian radio station during a news broadcast.
Mods, this is why we need a vomit smiley!
Although the OP was funny.