Meet Tom Bardsley. A 23 year old ex-soldier and father of one, his ambition is to work as a police officer or with the ambulance service. His primary qualifications are that, within the space of one day, he rescued an unconscious police officer from a mob of soccer hooligans, rescued a soccer hooligan from drowning, rescued another man trapped under rubble, and chased off two more soccer hooligans raiding a police van. I think he’s got a pretty good shot of making the force.
Sorry, but he hasn’t got a hope in hell: he’ll make all the others look bad (q.v. Hot Fuzz). 
Wow, that video looked like it could be from Dawn of the Dead, or some zombie movie. Scary.
Welcome to Rangers fans. Scum of the earth.
I have had the misfortune to meet some of Manchester’s armed response team - and yeah, that guy will fit in, they’re all tough-as-nails ex-forces types.
(Why do they never learn about big screens and big football matches?)
I love that movie!
“He lives with his sister and mum”
“Don’t they mind?”
“Same person.”