Wow, finally an oportunity to tell my favorite stupidest joke.
A young man goes to his doctor and tells him he would like to have a castration.
“A what” says the doc.
“A castration” replies the young man.
“But what possible reason could you have to want a castration”.
“I have suffered a lot. Sex is hell and one of my friends told me that is the only way out of this. There’s no way you’ll change my mind and if you don’t do it I will find another doctor”.
“Ok. Sign this forms and come back tomorrow for surgery”
The next day the young man is leaving the hospital when on the way out he meets his friend.
“So”, asks the friend, “you finally had a circumsicion?”
I’m an old guy, Mighty_Girl, and I can tell you that’s an oldie.
works better when you tell it orally (shaddup) because you can do the punch line in a high-piched voice, huh?
hey why mess with it? if it is for looks think of it as a convertible you can have it top down or top up. my girlfriends never found i was not circumsized til we were in a fairly long term relationship. this due to the fact whenever they saw my penis it was erect and the foreskin retracted, later when they saw it deflated so to speak they thought it was cute not onw has been freaked out about it. so wadda you want a convertible or a sedan?
