Debbie Does Dallas: This all-out-fun movie tells the story of Debbie and her search for the perfect pair of shoes in the harrowing world of Dallas malls! Lots of laughs and light-hearted entertainment - the perfect ‘chick flick’!
Next up: Children of a Lesser God
Children of a Lesser God: This remake is a mad cap romp that eclipses the 60s original, Offspring of a Minor Deity. Run, don’t walk, to your nearest cinema!
Next up: Babe - Pig in the City
The story of an overweight, bespectacled girl, cursed with the name of “Babe” but determined to make it in the Metropolis we know as Manhattan. A show stopping film with heart!
Next movie:
Reservoir Dogs
Reservoir Dogs - An artificial lake is infected by a government scientist with the cujonium sp. virus: local chihuahuas swell to gigantic proportions and send hapless suburbanites fleeing for their lives.
Next Movie - Some Like It Hot
I move that all previews be required to use the word “heart,” as in “heart-warming,” “heart-wrenching,” “heart-breaking,” or, in a pinch, “This movie has a lot of heart.”
Some Like it Hot: A hard-hitting, heart-breaking documentary examining the use of self-immolation as a form of political protest. Christopher Walken narrates.
Up next: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
O Brother, Where Art Thou?- A breathtaking, edge-of-your-seat thrill ride chronicaling David Kaczynski’s quest to find his older brother Ted, an Ivy League professor who has gone into seclusion.
Our next film is Thirteen Days.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
In this sequel to E.T., a Trappist monk is abducted from the heart of his community, and can’t call home.
Next: The Manchurian Candidate
Thirteen Days - In this heart*-in-your-mouth thriller, scientists race against time to find the cure for a mutant space fungus threatening Manhattan. As the clock ticks, your pulse pounds!
The Manchurian Candidate - This searing, heart*-rending expose of American politics follows the path of an unlikely presidential candidate and his struggles to ‘keep it real.’ A political movie with heart* and soul!
Our next attraction: Star Wars
Hahahahahahahaha…Brilliant
Star Wars: Hilarity ensues as one star strives to make a difference in the ongoing battle to keep their light from the evil Black Hole Empire. This year’s ‘Ishtar’.
Next up: Blow
Blow: Directed by Michael Bay, this acton packed 3 hour sequence of various things exploding is the essence of what makes a Jerry Bruckheimer movie great: Stuff BLOWING up! In the words of the movie’s narrator, Nicolas Cage, “This movie doesn’t suck, it BLOWS, baby!”
Next up, Best In Show
I’m bad at these but I just wanna keep this thread going
Best In Show: A tearful drama about a stroke victim who only knows three words.
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Next up: The Long Kiss Goodnight
Miller: Three hyphenated adjectives in a single sentence.
The Long Kiss Goodnight: A heart-warming hidden camera documentary observing young couples at the end of their first dates.
Next: Ecstasy of the Angels
deepbluesea: Ecstatic.
Number Six: Not only that, I did it twice in a row!
Ecstasy of Angels: The first porno movie to come out Cloud Ten Pictures, the studio that brought you the Left Behind movie. Cameo by the Bleeding Heart of Jesus.
NEXT: A Clockwork Orange
A Clockwork Orange: a charming little film about a wageslave in an orange juice factory in America’s heartland. Bust-a-gut funny with surprising, wry insight!
Next up: To Have and Have Not
Of course, that probably should have been the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Unless Jesus was a Democrat…
Since I’m already here…
To Have and Have Not: Volume V in the series, “English for Cab Drivers.”
NEXT: * My Dinner with Andre.*
My Dinner with Andre- A historical epic about Benedict Arnold’s betrayal of the colonial army and his meetings with his British contact.
Next up, Unforgiven.
**Unforgiven: ** Terror and confusion reign when Jesus goes back on his promise.
hehe…Next up: Scent of a Woman
Scent of a Woman: the heart-rending tale of one woman’s battle against body odour and ineffective deodourant to make it in New York!
Next up, Space Balls
Space Balls - A searching, in-depth documentary about Buckminster Fuller and his discovery of spherical carbon molecules.
Next: Beauty and the Beast