So I’m reading posts as usual, and what do I see? A new person! Well, that’s nice and all… We’re still around 997,000 short of a Teeming Million, so the more the merrier, right?
The name this newbie has chosen: The Devil!!!
:: Facing The Devil and scowling ::
Okay, Devil-dog, get this straight: I’M the evil entity on this board, you hear? I’ve been here longer, my .sig file is nicer, and it’s gonna take more than a name like The Devil to get an iota of respect out of the rest of the Dopers here. THEY know the score!! Why, some of them actually want to have SEX with me!
Yes, this amazes me too, but this shows you the kind of powerr you are dealing with here, bucko!
:: Turning to the rest of the board and smiling evangelistically ::
Friends, you know that I am THE real anti-Christ on this board. You have graciously allowed my evil ways into your hearts and minds. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried. It was the best of times, it was the yadda, yadda, yadda…
Heed my warning, Dirt Devil - The SDMB is MY domain (well, actually, it’s the Chicago Reader’s, but you know what I mean…) and if you think you can just march in here and think you’re gonna be the little red guy on every Dopers left shoulder, in the words of Judas Priest, you’ve got another thing coming!
I expect you to bow to me soon and bask in my anti-Glory very soon, chum. Only THEN, might I allow you to lick my cloven hoofs!!!
(And despite the fact that my .sig file kinda whimps out the previous proceedings, ah what the HELL…)