::rolling eyes:: Oh Boy…
Love Always,
Heather Lee
XheatherleeX@aol.com
Byzantine wrote:
“BYZ-AN-TINE - adj. Of or pertaining to the Empire of Byzantium, which was headquartered in the city of Constantinople. Considered the only bastion of the Ancient World to survive the Fall of Rome. The Byzantine Empire collapsed with the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Turks in 1453.”
So you’re saying you’ve been dead for 556 years? That’s impressive endurance for an Undead, sure, but hardly on the same level of evil-incarnate as the Cloven Hoofed One.
Quick-N-Dirty Aviation: Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992.
Woops. 546 years. That’ll teach me not to subtract in my head.
The First Commandment reads: “Thou shalt have no other God before Me.”
This implies there is more than one God; He just wants to be first in line.
If there’s room for more than one God, there’s room for more than one Devil.
My first visit to The Pit.
“Grab 'im boys, he’s a virgin!”
Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana
Sure, there can be only one Satan/Devil in nature, but suppose that The Unholy One has more that one Person. Thus, there can be a sort of multiplicity of The Big Bad Guy.
And unlike the Trinity of Persons in The Holy One, whose to say that the persons in Malissimus need be limited to three? Or that said persons should be in perfect harmony with one another as are the persons of The Most Holy One?
It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Him Who Should Not Be Named would wind up to be inflicted with a multiple personality disorder. Nor a surprise to me to see those personalities at war with each other.
Of course, this doesn’t bode well with The Ill-Boding One since a house divided….
Peace.
Or Strife.
moriah
Don’t worry Satan. When I make a deal with the devil, you’re the devil I deal with.
Now about that deal, you said I’d be up to my neck in tits and ass. I’m only up to my knees! We need to chat warranty here.
See ya -
tracer – sugar, you must have one of those hideous abridged dictionaries. MINE, my 60 pounder, has MULTIPLE listings for Byzantine. Kinda like my orgasms. It’s not a singular thing, it’s multiple. The reason I chose it? Of, relating to, or characterized by intrigue; scheming or devious: “A fine hand for Byzantine deals and cozy arrangements”. Highly complicated; intricate and involved.
No, SATAN, the name, the word itself is very clear and direct in it’s evil intent. Byzantine is more subtle, more scheming… more… dangerous. Just by it’s apparent lack of anything evil. It is all facade… well, now that you know… don’t let the evil hit you in the ass on the way to heaven!
Best!
Byz
Hit him with some quotes Satan!
“The world is richer for having the devil in it, so long as we keep our foot upon his neck.” - William James
“The devil is a gentle man who never goes where he is not welcome.” - John A. Lincoln
“The Devil does not stay where the music is.” - Martin Luther
and two from bill…
“the devil can cite scripture for his purposes.” and “The devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape.”
Kick his non-entity ass man!
I’m just waiting for the next cow god to show up… then there’ll be hell to pay!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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…better the devil you know… 
I notice that this “The Devil” has not only responded to my challenge in this thread, but has stopped posting altogether!
Good will always lose to evil, because good is dumb!
Yer pal,
Satan
May the Schwartz be with you.
Satan, dear, I’m afraid I have some bad news. The REAL Satan is playing for the National Hockey League!
When I first noticed his name on the back of his sweater, I was shocked; but then it occurred to me that such a gratuitously violent sport would be a natural attraction for him and a perfect venue in which to give vent to his evil impulses.
Sure, the announcers may have pronounced his name “Sa-TAN” as opposed to “SA-tan”, but such a clumsy attempt at deception didn’t fool me !
As long as he ain’t playing the same sport as God (college basketball, Providence (appropriately enough), though it’s been a while and I don’t know if He still plays on the team or not–God has to expand his horizons, you know), I think we’re alright. Wouldn’t want a premature apocalypse, now would we?
A premature apocalypse isn’t so bad. You can always cuddle, and it doesn’t take too long to build up a new head of steam afterward.
I think we might be able to work this out amongst ourselves…
Satan, are you aware this board also has a poster named SatanGreavsie?
And to think I’m the only archangel. I guess being good just ain’t as popular.
“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
great, we all know the evil one has a multible personality problem. but darn it when they start fighting. they say you are supposed to deal with your deamons youself, but this is silly.
bj0rn
Jophiel:
Indeed. Remember - Good will always lose to evil. Because good is dumb.
Yer pal,
Satan