Egads.
I’ve been on a similar diet for about 10 weeks, and have lost 10 pounds. That’s great. Now I want to eat a fucking donut wrapped in Pop Tarts and smothered in bacon and butter, just to distance myself from these nitwits. I mean, really, the 1-2-3 diet – what in the FUCK does that have to do with phi?
I haven’t read the book, nor have I seen the movie – and I’m already tired of it.
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Yeah, I was going to put in a joke about Mona Lisa having a bloody nose…but I do have standards.
0Joe
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Quotes that changed history:
Leonardo Da Vinci: What are you smiling about?
(pushes convulsers into pool with box of detergent and dirty laundry)
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I think Da Vinci was a little too fond of sausage for my taste. I’ll skip it.
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Leo was a vegetarian and opposed to many practices he considered cruel to animals.
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Leo was a vegetarian and opposed to many practices he considered cruel to animals.
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Wrong variety of sausage there Doc. 
writhes
Oh crap. Stop looking at me!
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Egads.
I’ve been on a similar diet for about 10 weeks, and have lost 10 pounds. That’s great.
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Well, it’s great for your health. But you looked just fine to me. Just so’s you know.
I’m on the Over The Hedge diet this week.
Next week I’ll try the **X-Men III ** diet.
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Well, it’s great for your health. But you looked just fine to me. Just so’s you know.
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Just keeps gettin’ better, babe!
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I’m on the Over The Hedge diet this week.
Next week I’ll try the **X-Men III ** diet.
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Off hand, I’d say that greens are healthier then wolverine.
Have you considered the Fish Called Wanda diet? It’s high in omega-3 fatty acids, and you get to stuff chips up your nose.
Obviously, none of you are capable of decoding the diet the book is really trying to promote, which consists of being a wanted murderer throughout most of Europe, and having to flee the bad guys every three and a half seconds. Therefore, plenty of aerobic, calorie burning exercise+no time to eat=weight loss.
Fools. 
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Have you considered the Fish Called Wanda diet? It’s high in omega-3 fatty acids, and you get to stuff chips up your nose.
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Weirdly enough, the Mr. Creosote diet never really caught on.
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Weirdly enough, the Mr. Creosote diet never really caught on.
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That diet is better.
Better bring me a bucket, that is.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Weirdly enough, the Mr. Creosote diet never really caught on.
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Still better than the Pink Flamingos diet.
Got any mouthwash?
Some success has been noted with the Crash diet, however. 
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Oh, bugger, I forgot to do the Da Vinci Code Convulsion in my last post.
There. Done.
:D
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Do the Da Vinci everyone!
I personally love the *Delicatessan* diet.Ever tried the 9 1/2 Weeks diet?
Hubba hubba.
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Have you considered the Fish Called Wanda diet? It’s high in omega-3 fatty acids, and you get to stuff chips up your nose.
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I would’ve tried it, but I don’t think the gym would let me do my cardio naked with my underwear on my head.
When come back, bring phi.
pulsates, quails, quivers, rocks, shivers, shrinks, shudders, throbs, totters, trembles, tremors, twitters, vibrates, wavers, wobbles
(Roget’s take on Dan Brown)