(stands by with a spoon to hold back all the convulsers tongues)
Will some one please explain why this is happening only now? Why in hell wasn’t there a Da Vinci Craze when Hudson Hawke came out…and…oh wait, I think I just answered my own question.
Continue your uncontrollable body movements
[Shmmies][shakes] and [shuts down]
What sucks about this is that from now on, if you talk to someone about the golden mean or the Fibonacci series, they’ll think you learned about it from the movie. It’s going to be like being an expert on Lord of the Rings.
Forgive my ignorence but I have to ask for a cite for the Fibonacci series being mentioned in Lord of the Rings.
I think he was talking about learning it from the movie “The DaVinci Code”. The LOTR reference was an analogy. (People assuming you know something just because of “the movie”).
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Five rings for mortal men doomed to die
Eight rings for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Thirteen rings for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
Twenty one rings to rule them all
Thirty four rings to find them
Fifty five rings to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Other than that, I didn’t mean the Fibonacci series. I just meant that if you know the LOTR story, people automatically assume that you mean the movie. It doesn’t occur to them that you could have read it decades ago.
Correct.
Sort of like when my mother does wonderfuly creative things around the house, and people assume she got her ideas from Martha Stuart.
Whoooooooooooosh.
Are you sure it’s not supposed to be Zeno’s paradox? You know, tonight you eat half the cake. Tomorrow, you eat half of what’s left, half of that the next night, and so on. You never finish the cake!
Or not.
I was wondering. I took a chance on not whoosh.
Well that’s just it. Obviously, you can’t continue to slice cake into sections of arbitrarily small size, but if it’s sufficiently dense and moist, and you’ve got a good, sharp knife, I’ll bet you could hack away at the cake for weeks before you achieve that indivisible unit of cake, the tortatom, if you will. Your first couple of desserts will be pure gluttony, but eventually you’ll starve to death.
I think you’ll only eat cake for about 90 days, then you’ll have to start splitting atoms.
I bet you’ll be feeling pretty hungry before day 60!
What Would Leonardo Eat? Hey, if they got a What Would Jesus Eat diet I don’t see why not this one! :rolleyes:
BTW, the creator of this “diet” is a “master baker, painter, and woodworker”? Well, that does it. Keep an eye peeled for my incoming book titled the Theory of Relativity and the Possibility of Time Travel. I mean, I’m just as qualified.
Yeah, but I can’t get Kim Basinger to hold still.
“Let me go! Untie me! I’m calling the cops!”
I swear, that diet should have come with earplugs.
Oh, will someone please catch EC before he faints on something painful? Thanks.
-Joe
I understand the Over the Hedge diet (as much junk food as you can grab), but what does the X-Men III diet entail? You can either choose to follow the diet or not, and if you don’t, you turn into a mutant?
If you get too fat we take three adamantium blades and give you some old-fashioned liposuction.
-j0e
That had me laughing and laughing…thank you.
(Not sure why perverted sexual groping opportunists should do that to me…I’d better go talk to my shrink)
I think I’m so cool just to find out someone is just as filthy as I am, but quicker.
The Leonardo Diet-
It involves eating pizza with odd toppings, and a variety of ninjitsu exercises.