You can pry my diva cup from my cold dead hands. As a fan of post-apocalyptic fiction, I have to say, things are never nice for women.
If ya’ll plan to do this, allow me time to GTFA from wherever you beasts will be.
You want to leave Earth?
Try the Dies the Fire series…things worked out pretty well for most of the women in there. Or, at least as well as it did for most of the men (who survived).
-XT
I have been waiting SO LONG for a thread like this!!!
Now we’re talkin!
OK, here is my 2 cents;
The VERY first thing we do is stockpile solar panels.
Dogs, we need all the specialty/worker breeds.
Go north, as far as there is farmable land, once the pesticides run out the bugs are going to be unbearable.
No mass ass fucking! If that’s all you want the end of civilization as we know it for then you have serious problems, friend. I am in it for the betterment of our species, not sexual gratification. Or, not only, anyway…
And think sheep, not cows. We will need the wool.
Sheep would be good for the ass fucking too.
Anyway, if you want mass ass fuckings, no need to end civilization. Haven’t you heard of bath houses?
“He waxes desperate with imagination.”
“Let’s follow. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him.”
“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. (an unweeded garden of things rank and gross in nature.)”
Fortunately, my army surplus flamethrower and 550 gallon tank full of petroleum naphtha might come in pretty handy for killing and cooking in one felled swoop
Save it to take care of the assfuckers.
Every 10 seconds, an assfucker somewhere in our Post-Apocalyptic America goes without an orifice to stuff. Please, won’t you help? Donate your old, gently worn sphincters, and you can make the difference in the life of an assfucker.
Gently Worn Sphincters would be a great name for a rock band.
Er, make that a rock-sticks-bone band.
Would not go see.
Even if they were Japanese or Swedish.
Boyo Jim, that’s a good question you raise…Are we going to keep bath houses in our post apocalypse? I guess we could just have “bath areas” out in the forest somewhere…I just wrote the next M. Night Shyamalan movie…
Ah, but what if they were Japanese and Swedish?
Music with rocks in!
You don’t even need much technology for pornography. Believe me, I know. I’m in Thailand.
With all its real-flesh whores and ladyboys, what need has Thailand for pornography?!
Thats crazy talk!
I find I am becoming more and more interested in what Boyo Jim’s definition of the word “decent” might be…
Yea utopia is impossible!
Could you make a cup from wood and leather? It may not be very comfortable to walk with but at least better than sand :eek:.
Another possibility is rags from woven or felted wool or if you go naked I suppose you could just wash.
I am referring to a qualitative, not a moral, standard.