This explains so much....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

Well, apparently Bush really is talking to someone. Just not who he thought.

2

If anyone can offer undeniable proof that Dick Cheney is not, in fact, God, I’d like to hear it.

3

What does God need with Iraq?

[/Captain Kirk]

4

Why does God need a quadruple bypass?