Yeah and it involves $15.
And wedgies.
And the dreaded rear admiral.
That’s nice, dear. Let me make sure I have this straight.
You’ve lurked for years, but it’s gotten so intolerable here you just HAD to create a profile and a username and tell us all that you’re leaving. No, you really mean it, the Dope is going down in flames, and you’re not going to stay to watch it.
Yeah, I buy that.
And this little gadget we like to call “Mr. Thingy”.*
*shamelessly stolen from the Far Side.
What, you think we’re trying to amuse you? Who gives a shit about you? We’re trying to amuse ourselves, here, and seem to be doing a fair job about it. You don’t even enter the equation, except as a common referent.
Maybe the board has gone downhill. Initiation used to have goats, tentacle monsters, and the thagomizer.
Now all we have is a bunch of dopers groping at undergarments and “Mr. Thingy.” Not that much different from a SDMB picture thread really.
This thread is too lame to live. Mister Falcon, if the only reason you want to post is to complain about a board/community that you’re not contributing to, save your effort.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope