This fucking board is pushing me towards voting Republican

Isn’t anybody going to warn Argentina?

Psst, Argentina, someone’s making idle threats!

no, see, they’ll actually take my tax payments and use them for something other than paying 70k for toll collectors.

like, you know, actually ameliorating poverty or helping everyone instead of a narrow subset of represented workers.

I don’t care who you are fucking. Quit whining and nut up.

For someone wavering, by the way, you seem to have a quiver full of complaints against liberals/Democrats. I think you’re full of shit. You ought to vote Republican based on that fact alone.

Big Tent in action, I see

Again, you’re full of shit.

Sure the tent is big. Roomy, in fact. You’re welcome to vote your conscience wherever that takes you. Even if you are a pussy.

No, you won’t. You will keep doing what you always do, which is bitch and moan, but keep paying the lowest tax rate in 60 years.

On behalf of old fucks everywhere, “Get back to work!” My Hoveround isn’t going to pay for itself.

Steady, Hentor. Remember, you are what you eat.

I’d probably kick you off of yours just for the fun of watching you squirm.

And, no, I’d actually move to a place where the real left affects political change, instead of blowing their union leadership and being happy that they have their bennies and their tenure.

Aww, c’mon. You’re going for the cheap drugs and easy sex, aren’t you? It’s OK, you can tell us, we’ll be cool about it.

I’d like to see you try. I’m old, but I’m wirey.

What?!

Hells yeah!

picks the airplane seat next to Rumor

We’ll be south american besties!

You’re bitching about irresponsible debt and the counterexample you provide is Argentina? The same Argentina that got so far underwater that they fucking defaulted 10 years ago and had to borrow a shit-ton from the IMF? That Argentina?

um. i’m currently two sheets to the wind. where was I bitching about irresponsible debt? (the largesse I was talking about was past workers completely abusing the public teat for their own, and solely their own, benefit)

plus, ain’t nothing like sovereign default to wash your sins away. unfortunately, sovereign default won’t work in a certain place.

When I was a lad, it was all about helping them across the street and stuff. Now its cool to push them down stairs and laugh? What a gyp!

well, if they’re content to help themselves at the trough and fuck everyone else, I say push away.

Well, not everyone. Just you, Sonny; just you.

Wait, Rumor is the dipshit who wanted to ban the semi-monthly/biweekly payroll aka the stupidest single post in the last six months of Great Debates (including contributions by able derer)? Ooh, going to be a big loss there.

I take it back: don’t talk to Canadians. You’re too dumb.

I predict this would be self-defeating for the left.

I mean, if you can’t be endlessly telling us all how to act, how to think, what words we can use, what’s wrong with us, what our attitudes should be and what our consciences ought be telling us, what else have you got?