While perusing the blog Neatorama, I stumbled upon this humorous tribute to common grammar errors. Without further ado: Alot is better than you at everything.
Oh, and I know I’m horribly hijacking my own thread, but the rest of her blog is amazing too. My personal favorite: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html
I want a pet alot.
brilliant!
Will a pet alot fit in a bachelor apartment?
shes making fun of us eagles
This blog is fabulous! wipes tears of laughter, clicks farther back in the archives
Typing with talons.
Chortling with glee.
This is a real great find!
Thank Autolycus!
What will this day bring…hopefully not alot!!!
A friend on FaceBook just posted this and I about died laughing! She doesn’t know what she’d be missing!
I see “alot” around here aton.
The picture of “abruptly woken up by this” made me laugh so hard my eye almost hemorrhaged.
This explains why no one around here ever says, “When come back, bring cake.”
Love her drawings.
Alot of alots go to alot to draw alot to see what life will alot them.
Yes, but only one will fit. So don’t get alot.
Shirley Jackson wrote a story about it – it’s called The Alottery.
Well, thank you for making my day totally unproductive. And for making me choke on tea.
Funny, a had similar logic as a kid: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/year-easter-bunny-died.html
The next time I see a grammatical error I’m going to sick alot on them.
get 'em boy!
I LOLd
A friend of mine just had a baby yesterday. Her message? “I just went 2 the hospital”.
Really? “2” the hospital? This is how you announce the creation of a person? “2”?
Now I feel a little bit better.