This is a joke, right?

Yes it is a completely aquatic snail. But you don’t get to name it if you don’t win the auction! this is my path to the big bucks!!

I’ve scoured every pet store in the Washington metro area and purchased 837 more snails. I’m gonna be rich!!!

Wow! Look at that S car go.

Hey, do you mean Mitsubishi Kommatsu? Haven’t seen him since college! Tell him I said hi. :smiley:

Well, if I wasn’t an impoverished programmer, scraping by a living writing Visual Basic in exchange for a warm meal, then I would definitely have bid for the priviledge, Opal - as it is, the best I can hope for is the secondary glory of suggesting names that might inspire someone else to bid…
(Will Program for Food - Please be generous)