So earlier today I get a call from my older brother. First he bitches about me taking a shirt from his closet or something and then he says, “I got a question for you. What are the most Southern, Northern, Eastern, and Western US states?”
“Is this a stupid trick question where the answer is Kansas or something since if you go east, you eventually end up west?” I ask.
“No,” he says, “it’s a real question. Just tell me what they are.”
“Ummmm, ok. Let’s see. Maine is eastern. Hawaii is Western and probably southern too, not sure. And Alaska is northern most.”
“WRONG!!”
“Wrong? What, is Florida southernest?”
“Nope! Wanna know the answer?”
“Sure”
“OK, Hawaii is Southernest, and Alaska is Northern, Eastern and Western most state.”
“That’s stupid! You said it wasn’t a trick question.”
“It’s not, wanna know why?”
“Something about the pole maybe?”
“Nope, it’s because Alaska crosses the International Date Line”
“That’s f*cking ridiculous! I could pick any state and call it the S,N,W, and E most state if I wanted! When you go north, you eventually end up going south again, etc. That’s just a stupid answer!! What does the International Date Line have to do with direction!? It’s a stupid trick question!!”
“No, it’s the right answer! It’s trivia!”
“I don’t care what the f*ck it is. It’s stupid!”
“Even scientists say it’s the right answer!”
Ok, so at that awful attempt at a debate I had to hang up. Next he would be telling me that his doctor agrees so he must be right since he has a Doctorate Degree. :rolleyes:
Anyway, so what gives here. Is this just stupid trivia or is it officially accepted that Alaska really is northern, western, and eastern most state? Couldn’t I just as easily give all of those titles to Maine, or Florida or even Nevada if I wanted?
What do you guys think? Does anyone have a better argument for this than “Scientists say it’s true!”? Which scientists? Where is this information published. Who has the official word on such things?