Okay, I’m going to figure everyone’s heard this once in their life.
How permanent is one’s permanent record? Is there such a beast in public schools? Has anyone ever tried to gaze upon this fabled document to see every petty kid thing immortalized in purple mimeo ink?
Sure, you have one. I got mine after graduating high school, I went back and asked for a copy. It definitely exists. But it’s boring. Mostly transcripts/grades. Certainly nothing like the time I skateboarded off the roof of the school at reccess or sassed “Swollen” Smollen the french teacher.
Six months ago, I was up for a promotion and raise at my job, but they read my Permanent Record, and found out I chewed gum in class back in 4th grade. Needless to say, there went my raise.
Then they read how I once ran in the hallway, and… well, I’ve been unemployed ever since.
Just by coincidence, the weekly community paper here (in Massachusetts) just ran a notice that the town school system was about to destroy the permament record for anyone 5 years past their graduation-year. You could get yours if you wanted to. It implied they do this every year. (Also, nit-picking, they didn’t mention drop-outs but I assume they’re handled the same.) Actually, I read all this as yes, you do have a long-term record, but no it isn’t permanent.
My brother in law was busted for (nevermind) and they pulled up his permanent record from school. The judge had in his hand notes from his 6th grade teacher that “Joe should apply himself to his studies and not draw during class.”
No kidding!