May I suggest something in a nice .410 five-shot shotgun. Loading the shells with rocksalt will light up an ass or two without major damage. A good long barrel will keep the scatter down to a minimum if there is a bit of distance from the front porch to the street (or the ground to the bedroom window). 
She just has on tons of make-up.
I also doubt that this girl is easing tensions between Japan and China in any real way.
I also have this strange urge to read Lolita again.
Um, like braille? 
whoops - meant to post as a new thread. sorry for the crazy non-sequitor! :smack: