Good job.
So this is what an unparty looks like . . . this is my first.
I’ll just be making my way out now, seeing as y’all are just prudes.
Bah. Pun’ems, the REAL party don’t start 'til 3000. Now on your KNEES, bitch, and praise me like you shou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou… ::cough::… -ould.
::bribes the band to play the extended version of BNL’s cover of “Close To You” ::
Hey there, dpr. How YOU doin’ tonight?
dpr…am i really an angel!!!
lol
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Wow, I have the biggest name of all the Teeming Millions…
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There ya go. Your full name. You wanted big.
…And this is NOT DITWD congratulating you.
Hey, waterj2, I think I’m going to make that my new sig! I wonder how long it’d be ‘fore I get the obligatory "Shorten the effin’ sig, dagnammit!" E-mail.
sighs as Close to you comes on and holds Audrey close and waltzes lighlty
Dammit, where’s that “Make this happen IRL” button?!
Maybe Unix or QNX will have that button. I certainly hope so…
twirls the lovely Audrey around and sighs as hee sees her smile radiantly
[sub]I need sleep! Aw heck.[/sub]
dpr, would you mind if we cloned you? There’s no way us ladies will ever be content sharing dances with you like this.
Sleep? rolls his eyes I wish.
in the background the band changes to Who Needs Sleep?
It’s fifteen minutes after pumpkin hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than being an insomniac is being a sick insomniac. I have the flu and am weak and tired and STILL can’t sleep.
I reach down, I count sheep, I count heartbeats
The only thing that counts is that I won’t sleep
I reach down, I look around…
hmmmm sleep… counting sheep… cloning… Dolly… the universe really IS holistic!!
Maybe I could selflessly offer more of my time to dance with and satisfy all of you lovely ladies if that’s what you want.
They returned hand in hand and the bellman unmanned
for a moment with noble emotion
Said this amply repays all the wearisome days
We have spent on the billoughy ocean
May I have a dance, dpr dear?
Since this isn’t a post party, I won’t congratulate you. Who says I’m not cooperative?
You should have seen the pre-post party.
Damn, dpr and Audrey are havin’ the time of their lives. Why can’t people like MysterEcks do the same here?