My toilet won’t flush, and now I have to go to the bathroom.
This is very bad.
Very, very bad.
My plunger isn’t working.
<gulp>
What happened?
Do you mean the toilet is clogged, or the works inside the tank are messed up? I may be able to help if the latter. If the former…well, you’re in a rabbit hole, right? Gotta be somewhere you can go…
The toilet is cloged.
I’ve been plunging away, but nothing seems to be happening.
How the heck do you get a clog out of a toilet?!?!?.
I have hair clog remover, but it says specifically not to use it in toilets.
This is bad.
You’ve never taken a crap outside? Jesus, don’t ever visit India.
Isn’t there a gas station nearby? And have you called a plumber?
Plumbers use a thing called a ‘snake’. A long coil of braided wire on a spool that you can feed down a drain to mechanically roust out blockages. I guess you could get one of those, or else call a plumber. You’ll have to wait until morning for that, though…or is it morning where you are?
If not, I suggest grabbing a spade and a roll of toilet paper and heading for the backyard.
Do you have a cat? In a pinch, the litter box will do.
One word:
Hover.
(d&r)
Why not the shower? Not like yer gonna be using all that water anyway, since ya broke the toilet.
Well, no thanks you you clowns I’ve managed to un-clog my toilet.
This is good, because now I feel like I need to projectile vomit.
I’m actually getting a magnum-strength flush so I think I must have had a problem… building, so to speak.
For anyone whos interested, I used a plastic-coated metal coat hanger which I straightened out. Thank you Home and Garden Television.
I am NOT a clown!
::squirts alice in wonderland with a plastic flower::
And the need to vomit is not unusual in cases where using the toity is impossible and you really have to go.
How hard can that be? Clogs float! 
I’ve heard they only eat with their right hands and that it’s offencive to eat with the left. Does that mean they use their left hand to, er…:eek: ?
It does indeed, Lobsang. Right hand clean, for eating and such, left hand unclean, for wiping and such.
Thats not india - thats Birmingham.
Took you long enough to get back at us for calling you “clog-boy” all those times… 
Good god, what do you eat?
So does that mean coldfire is a witch since he now weighs the same as a duck and thus floats?
I think that my roommate uses a tonne of toilet paper, but she denys it.
I was up so late uncloging the damn thing, now I’m really sleepy.
