So I was checking out a musician search website and ran across an ad for a company making a movie.
I decided to follow the link.
It is not often that I am at a loss for words.
Check it out at about 40 seconds in. Also the look at 1:56 is…um…priceless.
And the lip syncing is horrid. She misses words.
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Man, she sounds like a bag of cats being thrown through a plate glass window.
That was…
Well. I actually favourited (is that a word?) it, just because it’s so wretched. Got any more like it?
Nope. It’s spelled favorited. 
why? why would you make me watch that? Now I have to inflict it on everyone I know just to even the score.
Nonsense. The absolute best thing is the director’s hand cutting into the scene at 1:22.
As if to say - I need more! MORE! MORE RIDICULOUS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! TURN IT UP, PEOPLE!
The singer is kind of attractive in a “desperate starlet” way, though
Also, what’s up with the guy “playing” the Simon?
The guy is holding a green screen while standing in a blue screen. 
But seriously, what the fuck was that shit? I want the three minutes of my life back.
I don’t even know where to start. Ponytail dude trying to look all suave while what little is left of his sanity was probably screaming in his head for it to stop? The… thing he’s wearing? The wacky ‘instruments’? The tinfoil?
It’s just too much. It must be almost as difficult to get everything this horribly wrong as it is to put out something almost perfect. It’s like they live in a strange, binary world where you either get everything right, or fail epicly in every conceivable aspect. I just can’t picture anybody making a series of decisions that wrong without somebody trying to stop them, by force if necessary.
And what’s that about ‘loves reality’? The way that looked, reality is at best a distant acquaintance to everybody in that video. Perhaps it’s unrequited love? Sort of a weird, stalkerish admiration from afar, where you construct your own warped image of the object of your desire?
I’m seriously pissed at you. The link you sent wasn’t in HiDef! And it sure seems like a poorly done porn to me.
Nice little ass, though, if you’ll pardon my crudeness.
Ah, porn. Is there anything you couldn’t save?
Hmmmm… we need a way to make the props look out of this world, alien-like.
I KNOW!!! Let’s cover them in tin foil! YES!
What was the purpose of the bearded guy with the green notebook? Is he playing the book? Is he the conductor? I stopped watching at about 60 seconds in, so maybe he does more than that? And the middle guy. He simply screams dork, no matter the 6 pack.
My mother’s bridge club is looking better all the time.
My work computer doesn’t have any speakers plugged in.
Should I be glad?
If Ed Wood were alive today…
…he’d be trying to shoot everything in blue screen.
There is no way in hell any of that is going to work in blue screen. The screen is far too close to the subjects and has huge shadows on it from the light stands. The best Ultimate made, or the best matting software available won’t key this shit, not without a huge amount of manual painting on each frame.
It looked like the build-up to a particularly artsy porno.
This is what happens, people, when you are too kind to your children.
“Oh, honey, your voice is BEAUTIFUL!”
“Oh, and aren’t you just a HANDSOME young man!”
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Somehow I don’t think those guys were all that interested in being rubbed up by the so-called actress/singer. It just didn’t seem to be their thing. I am generally skeptical about claims of bad extremely bad productions but this is the real deal.
What country is that from? I think someone needs to fund some scholarships to U.S. film schools to address these very serious world issues.
Here’s another scene, apparently shot in the same shower stall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vficw7QuIGc
I think it’s supposed to be science fiction - I didn’t watch it all.
From http://www.lovesrealitythemovie.com
Sci-Fi/Fantasy. Oh man … Dopers are going to love it.