All of this is just more proof that The Straight Dope needs a vomit smilie.
I think this must be going around all of Europe, because I got two of these emails from friends of mine living in Paris. They said (in French) almost the exact same thing that is on that website. Apparently, if you send out the email/chain letter and get a response from more than 4 of your ‘friends’ you’re destined to have a great life.
I’ve told them before, they’re welcome to the one I created for the FFF: http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/smilies/barf.gif
Too fuzzy wuzzy. I wanna see chunks, dammit.
Coldy, send your fuzzy wuzzy friend this link as an antidote. 
You like fuzzy chunks?
That is so wrong!
hehehe…