Ye GADS. I just received an e-mail from an old neighbourhood girl, she used to play with my sister when they were kids.
Get this. Apparently, it’s Friendship Week. The fact that’s it’s actually National Friendship week didn’t seem to stop this poor deluded soul. I mean, I’m sure they didn’t mean the Netherlands.
Excuse me while I hurl my cookies. Any suggestions on how to get back to this sugarcoated idiot are appreciated.
That’s utterly hideous.
A ‘Vague Acquaintance Week/Year/Lifetime’ page would be great, but perhaps a little bit labour intensive.
“Is there someone, someone not remotely special, to whom you are civil on a regular basis because that’s what politeness dictates? Then you’ve got a Vague Acquaintance”
Oi Nederlander!!
For posting that, you should be driving a Skoda and baking cookies for the local boy scout troop.
Argh!! The cuteness!! If I were you, I’d send it back to her 10 times, over and over again until she gets the message not to mail you this crap.
And putting your address into that form probably signs you up for “livecollegegirlswithbeards.com”'s mailing list.
Send her the lyrics to Tom Lehrer’s “National Brotherhood Week”. I can’t find the page with the song, but it is a catchy tune.
And what’s a Skoda?
A Skoda is a Czech car. They used to be really crappy in the 80’s and early 90’s, but ever since they were bought by Volkswagen they make pretty decent cars.
Your not getting out if it that easy, clog boy. No new skoda for you.
a 1981 Skoda with no air conditioning and a balding left front wheel for you.
Maybe we could forward the URL to Disney’s lawyers…?
OK then, for those not in the know, here’s an 80’s Skoda 120. Mind you: it does have an aircooled boxer engine mounted in the back, just like a Porsche 911. 
OK, so the Porsche has slightly more than 1200 CC’s. So what?
For a real fuzzy wuzzy site, just click here. Those ferrets are so cute
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature? That’s a quote from Coldy’s link, and I have no clue what it means.
Pretty nauseating, though! Why don’t you just send her this thread, along with sending it back to her ten times?
Colin the ferrets are waaay cuter!
Why oh why did I go and look at that straight after my lunch?
[hijack]And what’s wrong with Skoda’s? We had one up till a couple of years ago, and the fact that they were really uncomfortable, and with the engine in the back everytime there was a slight breeze, the front caught the wind and you were flung from one side of the road to another? Well??? Oh yeah I know, they were really uncomfortable and everytime there was a slight breeze the front caught the wind and you were flung from one side of the road to another. :D[/hijack]
[sub]I cant believe I just admitted that :o [/sub]
Eirroc, where are you located?? A Skoda???
And also: your e-mail address! Got some Dutch in ya? Or Afrikaans?
So that’s a Skoda. Looks like my friend’s attempt at rebuilding his old Datsun that was totaled.
The engine is in the back? Where? In a secret room in hyperspace? It doesn’t look like there’d be enough room for a cosmetics case in there, much less an engine.
Screech,
We aint talking about a large, powerful engine here.
More like an engine that wasnt much bigger than the Engine in my scooter, albeit with about 20 times the enging capacity. The engine would roughly be the same size as the engine in Spiny’s Ducati (but not a quarter as efficient)
It does looks like it would outrun a Yugo, however. A bit asthmatically, but probably the winner of the two.
Got a pic of the Ducati? Never heard of that either.
A Ducati 748, similar to the one owned by Spiny Norman. Huzzah.
Coldfire I live in Scotland but grew up in South Africa, so yes my e-mail is Afrikaans (name of a school I went to). Nou sal ons Afrikaans praat so dat niemand kan ons verstaan? Nah I’v been here to long my Afrikaans sucks! 
Ek heb dat wel verstaan hoor 
Nou gaan ek pieshuis toe. Or something.
Thought as much. Cool.
Hmmmm, I thought Coldfire LIKED fuzzy wuzzy things?
Wait,…
Since Coldfire “sent” the link to us all by posting it, shouldn’t we all be sending that page of sugar coated evil back to him?
Gotta go!