This is the Best Thread Ever!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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shoehorn butterhorse
Man.

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If I hang out here, will it make me popular?

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]
Can I quote you on that?
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Sig line!

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Has penis ensued yet?

It’s not the best thread ever until penis ensues.

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OG hasn’t put in an appearance yet. We can’t start the party until he/she/it does.

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Who Posted?

Total Posts: 24

User Name Posts

Winston Smith 3
Bobotheoptimist 2
Spatial Rift 47 2
Pixisis 2
Inigo Montoya 2
Trion 1
Small Clanger 1
Malacandra 1
Tupug Anachi 1
Ludy 1
gigi 1
Mundo 1
vetbridge 1
Zeldar 1
MostlyClueless 1
LunaV 1
don’t ask 1
QuickSilver 1

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As time goes on it will be necessary for this chart to be updated just to demonstrate how this is indeed the Best Thread Ever. Only when there are over 100 people contributing over 300 responses, with thousands of views, will it really become the Contender.

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:: burns a dog ::

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[QUOTE=Mundo]
I dunno, it kinda seems to be lacking grape colored text, and short field trips to deep parts of the ocean and Rio. I also think you’ve committed a mortal sin by mentioning cats in the OP without providing any pictures. I give it an 9 out of 10, but it’s improving, especially since there is now pie.
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Well, we could add short field trips to the deepest part of the ocean, but they’d only last about 20 minutes. And you’d have to go back to 1960 to take 'em.

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<masturbating like a motherfuck>

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When turning the power off to a broken light fixture, don’t forget to use the left-handed monkey wrench to screw the potato onto the broomstick.

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What if this thread were started by Frodo?

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[QUOTE=QuickSilver]
Has penis ensued yet?

It’s not the best thread ever until penis ensues.
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Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That’s so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.

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I hereby compare this thread to Hitler!

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DHIBJD :eek: :eek:

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Ah! Just found a treadmill with an airplane on it! Oh, and here’s my old long-lost foreskin!

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I found a merkin. Did someone drop a merkin? And while I am here, might I say of “Lost Merkin:” Band Name!

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That’s so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.
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Just let me drag this in here, kicking and screaming…

[WTF!? Hyenas aren't dogs! - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](…and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!)

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I found my marbles !

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Penis ensues?!? : Snort. :

That’s so five minutes ago.

Those in the know now say Meat Cannon ensues.
[/QUOTE]

Just let me drag this in here (again), kicking and screaming…

…and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!!
Wow… dubble-post. useless link in the first one…

It’s so great, on soooo many levels…

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[QUOTE=Pixisis]
I found my marbles !
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I lost mine! Trade ya for an obscure Google-add reference.