Could we get a list of SDMB cliches? That would be so cool.
WTF does WTF mean?
We’re planning to go see a new group tonight. Guess what their name is…
<insert speed-of-light joke here>
Mine says “Vertical Probe Cards” :eek:
What about boobies? I haven’t seen any boobies.
How about a blond chick with a nice pussy?
No Cecil Adams? The Best Thread Ever would have a post by Unca Cecil.
Chick tract?
Did someone say something about a Chick tract?!?
And it would refute the premise of the thread with some sarcastic comments about how anybody who could ask such a question ought to be fed to a hyena.
(Next time somebody posts a count update, just fake in a Cecil Adams line. Easy enough to do. In fact, get the post count from some huge ass thread that already has hundreds of contributors. Nobody will actually check the contents. It’s like the credits for a Pauly Shore or Adam Sandler movie.)
Manny people ask me and now i wonder whatis a 1920’s style Death Ray?
Yes, this is the best thread ever! Anyone wants beer from the Cooler of Death?
Manny people ask me and now I wonder whatis a 1920’s style Death Ray?
<Insert random “The Simpsons,” “Star Wars,” “Buffy,” “Firefly,” “Star Trek” or “Lord of the Rings” fanwank reference here>
It will be the best thread ever if Happy Scrappy Hero Ex-Girlfriend joins the Dope and posts here.
And if the next post is by her mother, asking how to delete it.
:dubious:
wouldn’t the thread have to be infinitly rigid and just pretend to ignore a few inconvenient laws of physics to be the best thread ever?
There hasn’t been an appearance by Gaudere’s Law yet, has ther?
W00t!
there has now … 
What would happen if this whole thread jumped up at once on an airplane?
I know this sounds like an urban legend, but my wife’s uncle knows this guy who <insert urban legend>.
Yeah, I heard that, too. Somewhere.
I dunno…for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke.