“If you can read this, and you’re female, you’re not close enough.”
“If you can read this, and you’re female, why am I still wearing them?”
I have one that says “If you read this, you’re too close”
I have one that says “Thank you come again,” “make sure you know my name first,” and “abstinence is the only SURE way not to get pregnant.”
My freinds are smartasses.
I only have 1 thong, because they’re not too comfortable. Its got pink stripes on it. I hate pink, Son I onlywear it with my one pair of tight pants that are reserved for laundry days.
At the moment I’m thinking about buying a bra and panty set where the bra has one or two butterflies in the corner, and the panty has a little larvae. I also have a really raunchy Moulin-Rouge style cami and panty set, but it’s not very comfortable so I haven’t worn it. The SO is quite disappointed …
I wear tankini tops for bras. Very comfortable.
I don’t have ONE matching real-bra though… bunch of black ones and a white one and a blue one and some sports bras. Nothing pretty. I have a red one, but Its too small.
Christian panties, anyone?
I love pretty panties! I’m so glad to hear so many other people care deeply about their underwear. They’re just too much fun to wear. I just got a 3-pack of ‘Hello Kitty’ panties from Hong Kong- they’re white ‘boy-style’ with colored piping on the seams and Hello Kitty’s face on the front. One pair is blue, one pink, and one yellow. I was so excited when a friend found them in adult sizes, I had to ask her to send me some. I also have regular old bikini-cut panties, mainly in black, but some pinks and whites, too. I like the ‘Second Skin’ satin ones from Victoria’s Secret, they’re really comfy and sexy, which is often a rare combination. They’re a little pricey, but I figure what the hell, splurge a little on the undies. There’s nothing worse than ugly, uncomfortable panties.
My boyfriend wears pretty boring boxers, the standard single-color cotton for summer, plaid flannel for winter. So for Christmas I try to buy him silly underwear, like these python-patterned silk ones he’ll only wear when there’s no chance anyone will see them except me. I also found this really strange and funny pair of boxers for him- they’re really soft navy-blue cotton, and on the bottom of the left leg, in tiny white printing, it says “Where the fuck are my pants?” 
I couldn’t resist.
I just wanted to say, I love this thread!
I can’t run in a thong… If I do, they rub me the wrong way. Literally. So I have a ton of plain old white cotton panties.
But(t) I do have a bunch of thongs. Victoria’s Secret V-Strings rock! Very comfortable. I’m new to thongs, converted two years ago, so I don’t have very exciting ones. Black, dark blue, electric blue, pink… One thong is pink and white with flowers, another is blue with leaves…
El Hubbo loves to grab the badonka-donk butt when I’m wearing a thong.
When i was about 20, my mother got me pairs of garfield undies.
Not Just Garfield, mind you, but musical Garfield underwear.
There was a little box which if pressed played a tune.
I never wore them, worrying that if someone bumped me the wrong way in public…“Hey! Wheres that music coming from?”
This just doesn’t make any sense. How are they not exciting? I don’t get that.
The what?