The Walmartians? I hope it’s dark when you do…
Oh, don’t tempt me.
An elderly Walmartian once crashed into me in a Walmart parking lot. I bounced off his hood and he drove off, quite oblivious to his hit and run. Fortunately, not being a Walmartian, I was not extinctified.
So you went to Wally World and got a hoodie. Lots of people do that.
You take that back! A joke’s a joke and all, but that is beyond indecent.
Let he who has not shopped in Walmart cast the first stone. 
casts stone