From my very long knowledge of the man (from his start on AM radio) I can assure everyone he’s not bright enough to be a Pakled.
He’s probably on the same level as a Tribble.
The Tribble Anti-Defamation League is on line 2.
I like them, better than I like him.
Hannities hasten having heebie jeebies
The full quote is The Enterprise is on a mission to wipe out Klingons around Uranus.
Which is exactly why The Enterprise is like a wad of toilet paper…
"Uranus is very gassy." --Spock
(He really said it, in “Spock vs. Q” a dramatic reading performed by Leonard Nimoy and John de Lancie, released as an audiobook)
Can DJT make our country go?
He is smart!
This is hilarous. They ran a story on this new movie, The American Society of Magical Negros, and how outaged people are about it.
The Society is a group of African-Americans who have wizardly abilities, and they use them to keep white people happy because angry white people are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. That is the line from the movie that has caused outrage.
Naturally, all the ranting is presented in the form of X-cretions.
He can certainly make it take a shit…
Fab headline today on the Fox News website: Christmas hater Kim Jong Un confronted by Bibles and teachings from Jesus
You see, Christian activists have placed Bible readings on flash drives that were enclosed in little bottles and set adrift on the Yellow Sea in hopes that they’ll drift to North Korean shores and teach that godless dictator a thing or two. 
At least that’s keeping the bottle-tossers off the streets and away from innocent bystanders to their proselytizing. For the moment, anyway.
Why not just cross the border with Jesus and bibles in tow? Follow the example of John Allen Chau.
That seems like a lot of excess work for very little chance of making a new convert.
But it lets the people who do it feel ever so virtuous.
God will get those bottles in right heathen hands, don’t you doubt it.
I wonder how many DPRK citizens — other than those with connections to the regime — have computers at all, let alone computers that can handle a flash drive. I imagine that a government which forces every house to have a radio permanently tuned to the propaganda station (at least I’ve read accounts to that effect) would exercise tight control over such items.
I wonder what type of rice they gave them? “What the hell is this”?
But, anything is better than eating grass and bark soup.
Some Things Shouldn’t Be Done Live Department:
Fox News host Jesse Watters concluded his first show of the new year with a look toward the political futures of President Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and did so by calling upon not any sort of political authority, but rather a psychic and self-described “ghost hunter” who foresaw “a sense of loss” for the former president.
On Jesse Watters Primetime, the namesake host—who promised plenty of entertainment upon the launch of his show last summer—spoke with Paula Roberts, “The English Psychic,” who is also a clairvoyant and handwriting analyst, according to her website.
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After Watters asked for a reading on the former president, who is expected to face four criminal trials in the coming months, Roberts drew one card from the deck. Both she and Watters let out an “Uh-oh” as they saw a figure draped in black looking down at three overturned cups, while two still stood upright behind him.
“I do recognize I’m on Fox TV,” Roberts began after some stammering, as if to apologize. “A sense of loss. A sense of loss, but it’s very specific… It’s as if he may be thinking more about what he’s lost, and not still taking full advantage of what he still has.”
Oopsie …