It’s a real pity we can’t erase some of these posts.
It’s long past Post-Time
Unfortunately, even if they were to suffer a DDoS attack* they wouldn’t be gone furlong.
*Not that I’m advocating such a thing.
Wordplay like this is the glue which keeps the Board together.
Speaking of lying fucks i wonder what’s up these days with Mr. Ed Henry.
(S)nicker.
I’m sure he still thinks he’s ideologically purina technical sense.
I don’t know if it’s the mane thing, but it surely helps a bit.
Wow. I really must be feeling my oats this morning !
Some puns you can’t just throw in there because you can see how they’re being forced. Those you put to the side, saddling a different thread with them on another day.
Or risk being pommeled with “road apples.”
In an effort to get this thread back on topic, I took a look at the fox news website.
I was actually surprised. Yes, there’s a lot of criticism of Biden regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan (although that’s the case on just about every media outlet right now). But the coverage of Trump’s recent rally was also far from gushing:
Either they are slightly shifting the editorial direction of the website, or maybe they are just generally cooling towards Trump, in favor of up-and-crappers like DeSantis.
If you’re offering free apples to everyone else, there could be a stampede, so we’d better close that barn door fast.
Did anyone mention upthread Fox New hypocrisy in decrying vaccinations and vaccine passports on air while simultaneously encouraging employees to declare their vaccination status?
Also not sure if this has already been mentioned (and too lazy to check), but Tucker Carlson is baffled that CNN is criticizing President Biden on the Afghanistan evacuation.
Says Tucker:
CNN is not a news network. CNN is a political organization. Its anchors and reporters don’t decide for themselves what to say on camera.
Hey Tucker, you mispronounced 'FOX".
These horse puns are making me sorrel.
Got a burr under your saddle, pal-o-mine-o? You know you can rein us in anytime. 
I don’t appreciate these attempts to trigger me. If there’s a silver lining to this, it’s that my office assistant, Margaret, isn’t here to see this. Actually, I’m not sure where my secretary’s at. I’ve missed her educated opinions. I’m worried she has covid - last time I talked to her, she sounded bad: hoarse and congested. Mostly, I miss Margaret’s British cookies: when I’m lost at sea, biscuits always help. Peg is suspicious that she got it from another co-worker, who’s efficiency is down, but I don’t think it’s because she’s sick - she’s always been a little pokey. Anyway, I hope she gets better soon, she’s the only one in the office who knows where our tax documents are kept.
I bow to the master. Neigh, I fully sit as(tr)ide.
It’s not a good thing when I get the bit between my teeth in a round of puns.
To be fair… Aren’t both of them? FOX being clearly worse.
Not that I watch FOX, but did they ever criticize Trump during the four years he was shitting in the White House?