This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Just because they were in 2020 and/or in other countries, I don’t see why they aren’t Biden’s fault.

Those are shelves yet to be re-stocked, I believe. Not a symbol of shortages.

And honestly, TV news shows and newspapers use stock photos all the time, though they are careful to note them as such.

Well, that one is from 2012, when Biden was VP, so obviously that is his fault, since he made it his job to tell Angela how to do her job.

I think everyone may be missing the subtext here. Obviously Fox is saying Biden and other Democrats should have started a pro-insurrectionist/stop the steal platform after the 2016 election. Had they done so ( and succeeded unlike the weak loser Donald and his people) we would have had President Clinton 2.0 and Democrats in office in 2020 and avoided the worst of the pandemic side effects.

(Yeah, that’s the ticket…)

That’s right-they usually do it honestly.

Dissention at Fox :slightly_smiling_face:

Oh oh - is ole Rupes gonna be pissing off the Orange One, now?

Stephen Hayes, one of the shitstains resigning from that shitstain, America-hating network, wrote a whole book detailing how Saddam Hussain was responsible for 9/11, or something close enough to that to prove his shitstainhood.

I guess his counterfactual conspiracy theories are just fine, but Fucker Carlson’s go a step too far.

Conservative columnist, Jonah Goldberg, has jumped ship and is speaking out:

The older I get, the more cynical I become. Some of these types have a finger in the wind, and (to quote Bogey, from Casablanca),

I have no conviction, if that’s what you mean. I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy.

Lots of these defections are nothing more than preparing the soil for upcoming book launches or career moves. Goldberg’s ? Dunno.

And nothing in Goldberg’s essay is particularly revelatory or shocking. It’s just more.

“The older I get, the more I realize how much we’re all being manipulated.” – My Mother

Amen, Mom, but all things – and both sides – are not equal.

I also happen to agree with an implication of Goldberg’s, in that I could more easily stomach Chris Wallace or Bret Baier than pretty much any other personality on that network.

Yes, but apparently, they could no longer stomach working there.

Actually that’s Captain Louis Renault’s line (though Bogey’s Rick says not-dissimilar things at various points).

Oh, I definitely got that one wrong.

And I fear I’ll come to regret it.

Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of [my] life.

:wink:

notes exigent need to watch Casablanca again

You’ll always have Paris.

I remember every detail. The Fox News wore gray, you wore blue.

Oh come on, [y]our problems don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Forget it, Jake, it’s Casablancatown.

(Did I do this right?)

I suspect not, but then this may be the Dope’s first Casablanca-pun-and-sub-reference-arama.

So you have that quite-reasonable excuse.

Post it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.

I’m shocked, shocked, to find out there is casablancaing going on in here.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful derail.