This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Either way, he’s a waste of skin.

Don’t forget the sunflower seeds.

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Carlson admits he was wrong about Putin. But he places the blame on Vice-President Harris.

Because of course it’s her fault.

“We assumed that if things were dire, serious people would be involved in fixing them,” he said. “We looked up and we saw Kamala Harris involved. And that reassured us.”

God, he’s such a shitstain.

So… Fucker Carlson didn’t think the situation with Ukraine and Russia was serious…

… Because he hates Kamala Harris, and thinks if a mere woman like her was involved in diplomacy, this meant that it was not serious.

That’s his explanation? He was only wrong because he’s a misogynist partisan asshole who does not understand diplomacy? OK then.

Of course he is. But he’s a shitstain who knows his audience.

And if there’s anything they love more than blaming a woman-who-has-power-against-God’s-will, it’s blaming a person-of-color uppity woman.

When Tuckyo Rose memed himself:

Well at least in that example he wasn’t lying. I wonder if he got in trouble at Faux for not lying.

Tucker, you know your contract states you can’t say the true part out loud.

I prefer ‘Cuckyo’, myself.

Surprised this wasn’t mentioned in here.

“Sexually grooming”? Is that like when chimps pick each other’s lice?

The right wing is fuming
I want sexual grooming
Sexual grooming, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine

The latest Fox News headline I have no intention of clicking on:

“Dana Perino of Fox News reveals how to stay calm amid the storms of life”

I bet it involves licking Trump’s taint, and sending him money.

Just leave it on the nightstand.

Sometimes, I just don’t understand you people.

That is not a nightstand:

Slapping on a little Aqua Velva.