Somehow, I could intuit that. 
I mean, don’t tempt me. I might do it. Just to see.
Now I kind of want to look…
Here’s a headline from their front page…
Stormy Daniels gloats over Trump arraignment with X-rated tweet
Thank you.
And wasn’t that the important thing about what happened today? I mean, really. 
Top to bottom:
First section:
Trump pleads not guilty to charges of falsifying business records
Indictment details 34 charges against Trump
Bret Baier says historic arraignment a surreal moment
White House asked about ‘precedent’ in Trump case
Second section:
Trump facing total maximum sentence of 136 years in prison
DA Bragg defends Trump indictment on alleged ‘catch and kill’ scheme, claims ‘additional evidence’
Sen. Mitt Romney slams Alvin Bragg’s ‘overreach’ on Trump charges
Trump awarded nearly $122K in attorney fees from Stormy Daniel
Third section:
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg defends Trump indictment on alleged ‘catch and kill’ scheme
Porn star at center of Trump arraignment gloats over charges with X-rated tweet
Donald Trump is facing 34 counts but what about Alvin Bragg’s felony?
Fourth:
AOC takes a shot at Marjorie Taylor Greene after Trump indictment protest
Shooting in popular Mexico vacation city leaves four people dead on the beach
Nashville police make disturbing discoveries at shooting suspect’s home
Fifth:
Media figures celebrate Donald Trump’s arrest: ‘This is a great day!’
Columbia Law students flip out over Kavanaugh event, call for protests
Caitlin Clark described as ‘cheat code in philanthropy’ as charitable efforts go viral
Under breaking news, “Trump blasts DA Bragg and Stormy ‘Horseface’ Daniels”. Way to give his inane rantings air.
Shouldn’t they be obligated, in a perfect world, to refer to him in a headline like that as “Captain Mushroom Dick”? Captain Mushroom Dick and Horseface make sweet extramarital fuck.
These sorts of headlines are a joke. Check out a similar one from Newsweek:
And as a source…
Donald Trump could be sentenced to more than 100 years in prison if found guilty of the over 30 charges of business fraud in the indictment from a Manhattan grand jury for which he’ll be arraigned on Tuesday in New York, according to attorney Lisa Bloom.
Bloom, who’s known for advising Harvey Weinstein and then admitting that working for the scandal-ridden Hollywood mogul had been a “colossal mistake,” tweeted on Tuesday that each charge against Trump could carry a possible prison term of four years.
But then buried at the end of the article…
Most experts looking at the case against Trump expect the chance of Trump actually serving prison time if found guilty close to zero.
But hey, that’s not an EXCITING HEADLINE people want to see.
What?
It’s better than “Stupid Lawyer Who Has Said Stupid Things Says Another Stupid Thing”
Okay, I will not stop laughing over this forever. 
Thanks so much, and I am officially announcing the forming of heavy metal punk bluegrass band called Captain Mushroom Dick. We’re from a woodsy area. 
I really do wish the truth of the allegation of his affair with Daniels was a legal issue here, because I’m picturing a court exhibit with a court ordered dick pic of Trump next to a picture of the mushroom character from Mario Kart, as a team of lawyers spends a day arguing over the similarities and differences.
The jurors would be instructed to skip lunch.
Hey, you leave poor Toad out of this!
Good one! I’m still giggling.
so sorry, the lunchroom only has mushroom-swiss burgers today
Ahh. My old avatar.
I would lose some major weight. Just a glimpse of that thing would put me off my feed for a long time. Imagine having to sit through a whole day or more of testimony with a big poster of it? It would be inhumane. 
ewwww!
Scarier headline: “Trump Sentenced To Community Service”.
Who wouldn’t want to see Donald Trump sentenced to picking up trash along the Major Deegan Expressway?