This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Kerch bridge attack, big story, yes? Fox News about an hour ago, I went to see what they had to say about the Kerch bridge, and not one article, but two of their “above the fold” articles are gossip rag articles on terrible country music stars, and one on kook RFK Jr. WTF, I guess they are avoiding the topic because it would be good for Biden.

Just shows how beyond the looking glass the right wing has gone, that news of Russia in the process of losing a war is viewed as hurting Republicans and helping Democrats.

There actually is an article. The stamp on it is 7:33am July 17th, and if they had not pulled in AP wire source, it would be a much more poorly structured story. The header line says it is filed under “World”, but not if you go to that section to look for it. Search for “Kerch” works, FWTW.

Jesse Watters took over Tucker Carlson’s time slot.

Watters’s (liberal) mother called in to talk to the host on his show. What ensued was rather noteworthy (video contained within the story – very brief):

Do I think this was even the slightest bit spontaneous? Nah. I’m guessing that – subsequent to CNN’s brief but spectacular failure to shift to the right – Murdoch might be launching a trial balloon to see if a tack even slightly toward the center would bankrupt him.

YMMV, of course.

That’s assuming Watters is even, or has ever, told the truth about his liberal mother. She could be a complete fabrication or an actress playing a role.

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen who you think this record is dissin’

I guess Faux is readying the stage for Holocaust denial. Keep slipping crap into the telecast until the cult is anesthetized, then speak the quiet part out loud.

Truly evil.

Next week - Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will be saying Black Jewish people learned beneficial skills as slaves campers. (I’m putting words into his mouth but they are already in his mind and heart)

These monsters should be shot into the sun.

Now, that is a bit extreme, would cost too much, and would not be useful. It would be more humane to put them to work, at physical labor, under the strict management of a supervisor whom they cannot challenge and must engage in any activity he directs. Leg irons would be a nice touch, as well.

That was my thought when I heard about this ridiculous Florida idea. They will just spin any bit of history. Dictators always have to have the conviction that they are doing good, the cruelty is a good thing. People have to be destroyed for the greater good.

Again I’ll remind everyone that it takes much less energy to shoot a payload into deep space, or even (if you’re patient) into some other star, than into the Sun.

[Setting the controls for the heart of the sun]

Okay, then, how about we just drop them into an active volcano?

Make that lower them and I’m on board.

It takes even less energy (although better aim) to shoot them into the Moon, where they’ll make a satisfying SPLAT!

Use even less energy and build a large trebuchet. Raffle off tickets for who gets to pull the release on whomever is in the basket. Let the children frolic and play whilst certain people get their last free air time.

Donald Trump 0045

In Ian Fleming’s

MOONRAPER

C’mon, even the real astronauts got gold-plated visors, do you seriously think Trump would settle for anything less?

Why bother with reaching orbit when sub-orbital will do just fine?

Around Kwajalein Atoll, the depth plunges to as much as 1,000 fathoms (6,000 feet) within two miles of the atoll and 2,200 fathoms (13,200 feet) within 10 miles.

https://home.army.mil/kwajalein/index.php/my-fort/EM/kwajalein-info

There was no gold left after he insisted that the toilet on the shuttle be made of it.

Good Og, man, are you Xenu? Do you understand what happens when you do that? Have you not read New Era Dianetics for Operating Thetans? I sure as hell do not want to be infested with a bunch of those kind of body thetans.

They probably aren’t virgins, so it wouldn’t be of any benefit.