This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Supposedly he DID end up losing the job:

No doubt OANN and Newsmax considered his stunt an acceptable application for employment with their own organizations.

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“How on earth did we end up hiring so many assholes?”

Maybe they need to look in the mirror.

It is possible that they did not hire so many assholes, per se, but they were generated by management. It is sort of like the old nature v nurture debate. You can hire assholes and coerce them into decorous behavior, but that is harder than hiring regular people and directing them into assholery. It appears that assholery is contagious, and do not take that assholier than thou attitude with me, dammit.

Pavlov’s Dogshit.

LOL, I like that one.

Not lying, but a severe attack of non compos mentis on the part of whoever posted/edited the Fox story on Oregon legislators voting to end the ban on self-serve gasoline. The main news page headline reads*:

“You won’t be allowed to pump your own gas after state votes to ban self-serve”

Actual story: Oregon lawmakers vote to end ban on self-serve gas | Fox Business

*probably will be changed as soon as someone at Fox has a second cup of coffee.

Headline will be changed to “Biden destroys hundreds of jobs in Oregon”

I don’t give Fox News the benefit of a doubt. Sure, they claim it was a morning brain fart, but somehow all their mistakes serve to induce fear and anger in their viewers. It’s not accidental.

One might wonder how Fox is gonna blame this on Democrats/liberals,

The bill passed the Senate 16-9. While the bill had bipartisan support, each no vote came from a Democrat, while four Republicans and the Senate’s lone Independent Party member did not vote.

Oregon’s self-serve gas ban voted out by lawmakers after decades - oregonlive.com

but down that path lies madness.

Easy: “It’s all Biden’s fault! They’re coming for your gas, and soon they’ll be coming for you!”.

What, did you think they were going to actually explain anything?

Abby gets hers:

Still I’m awarding this:

Grossberg said she will “not comment further” on the claims and allegations made against Fox News.

Well, no shit. She got $12 million. I’d just keep quiet, stay out of the public eye, and enjoy the new influx of cash if it was me.

Not saying it wasn’t warranted though. Small settlements are nothing to an organization like Fox News. I hope this stings.

I want a shirt with that on it!

I was just about to say, if that’s not on a t-shirt, it oughta be!

I was expecting Fox News to jump all over the Cross-Dressing BLM Supporting Mass Shooter story, but they’re headlining this for now:

Jesse Watters, who is shamelessly auditioning to be the next Tucker, criticizes Biden for not pushing people out of his way, like Trump.

I bet Biden hasn’t even grabbed anyone by the pussy either! What a beta cuck!

BTW, I like the “Tired & Confused” graphic they put up for Biden. Tired & Confused, but also masterminding the political witchhunt of Trump while also making millions/billions of dollars thanks to Hunter who he’s providing cover for.

How can he be tired and confused with all of the cocaine he’s sharing with Hunter? He should be zipping around like Sonic!

Apparently, this guy didn’t notice that the orange one looked like a total asshole when he pushed his way to the front. I mean seriously, Biden has manners how dare he the old dim wit. At the same time, while Biden didn’t “dominate” pictures, he did dominate foreign policy. I wonder which one actually counts for something? That is which one counts for normal people anyway.