This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Thank you as well.
So there is a laptop, it probably belonged to Hunter Biden at some point and the contents are a nothing burger.
Quelle surprise.

Seems likely that the contents were a nothingburger, and at this point it’s been in so many hands, some of whom have a distinct vested interest in it being a somethingburger, that any claimed contents should be viewed with much scepticism until verified.

I really thought this was a joke but no, it’s real. If this happened at a respectable news network, someone would lose their job.
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You can’t expect prominent Trump indictment coverage when the Bud Light controversy is still raging.

Never mind.

Yeah, I saw it last night and wasn’t sure but it is being widely reported this morning.

I think it’s a good sign, Fox News sees their end coming and just doesn’t care anymore.

Of course, some other group of assholes will take up the torch of right wing propaganda, but hopefully they won’t have the success Fox News once claimed.

This is 100% the real featured prime story on the Fox News site right now:

Yep, Garth Brooks is opening a bar and, gasp, going to sell Bud Light! Get me my fainting couch and smelling salts! Once I regain my composure I will grab my pitch fork and light my tiki torch!

Just make sure you’re standing outside the fire, Garth’s advice on that subject is metaphorical.

This has got to hurt.

I’ll admit that MSNBC goes up during news cycles that feature Trump getting hosed, and they’ve probably picked up some traffic from CNN due to their recent rightward turn……but still….ouch!

I suspect FoxNews is also suffering from post-Carlson viewer loss and also a slow migration to further-right stations like Newsmax and OANN (you know how it is - the drug you’re used to doesn’t give you the same buzz anymore, and you have to switch to harder stuff).

What would Beau say?

Nothing is fun
Not like before
You don’t get me high anymore

Used to take one
Now it takes four
You don’t get me high anymore

Pretty soon you find yourself on street corners, selling far-right podcasts in order to support your habit.

“First taste is free!”

So… a fiend of the pod, right?

Recreational outrage is indeed addictive.

Not to be super introspective, but, the BBQ Pit is pretty popular.

Eventually, you end up standing in front of some lawn care company, next door to a dildo shop, talking to this drunken pervert with dye dripping down his face about dead Venezuelan dictators.

It’s not a pretty sight.

But it’s a bitchin’ country western song.