This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

Let’s not forget Hawai’i is the birthplace of their not-so-favorite former President. Might have something to do with it.

Is that the name of a remote village in Kenya?

I don’t give one shit about Paris Hilton. But why are they attacking her? Maui would LOVE for her to spend thousands per day.

I would guess it’s because they still don’t have anything at all intelligent to say.

She could have been there to help for all I know (Pro tip : Leave the heels at home Paris)

Yeah apparently there was a Bergdorf Goodman there that had some minor damage, busted sprinkler system, clothing racks that needed to be re-worked, shoes re-displayed.

I think it’s because they’ve never forgiven her for this response to a McCain ad, where she made vacationing in Maui sound more important than McCain.

My opinion of Ms Hilton has been raised. I had no idea she had sufficient self-awareness (or, any awareness at all) to produce self-deprecating humour.

She did not write that. I mean, I have no evidence one way or the other, but I am confident she was just doing someone else’s script.

I realise that, but she did agree to “act” in it. For a very low value of “act”.

Unlike a certain someone, Paris Hilton knows the difference between herself and the character she played on “reality” TV.

Fox News is getting fucked over by the former guy. He’s skipping their debate and doing his own show with Fucker Carlson. Just deserts, I say.

With two scoops of whiny bitching. And sprinkled with 30 unindicted nuts.

Did you just make a “just deserts”/“just desserts” gag? Because I approve!

Today I learned that just deserts is properly written with one S instead of two. I would think it would be with two S’s (a sweet treat after a meal) as opposed to one (arid land), but apparently the “deserts” in the phrase “just deserts” isn’t related to either. It’s using an older meaning of the noun deserts: “deserved reward or punishment.”

This is not a correction of anything anybody posted. Just a bit of my own ignorance that was just fought, so thought I would share

If @kaylasdad99 says it’s right, you can take it to the bank.

Yup, I think of it as “just what you deserve”.

Of course, I think of “desserts” as pretty much the same thing, except in the food space. I stoically choked down all my non-tasty vegetables, so my dessert is my desert.

Would it be easier to spell if we shifted from ‘deserts’ to ‘deservednesses’?

Yes, but then we would lose so many ingenious and witty puns! Or mine!

Well, yeah, we could mine, but that depends on whether you mean to dig for ore (or cryptocurrency) or to randomly scatter boobytraps on the ground.

Yes. We dig up the ore and then bait the traps with it!