The Chief of Staff responsible for approving Northwoods found himself removed from his cushy office in the Pentagon and quickly shuffled off to Europe.
They were trying for a “Teutonic weapon”, which would have inundated Haiti with obnoxious German tourists.
Chavez and anyone else who promotes this conspiracy theory are not to blame for being credulous loons.
Rather it is the fault of the government for not laying bare all the secrets of HAARP research.
And besides - MKULTRA, J.F.K. and the Tuskeegee Experiment.
I have to wonder how much of his own rantings he actually believes. I’m inclined to think ol’ Hugo just likes stirring up shit. He is a bit of an attention whore.
He’s also insane, in my unqualified opinion.
Chavez is a barking mad idiot. That’s along the same lines as the people who claimed George Bush caused Hurricane Katrina because he wanted to kill poor blacks in New Orleans.
Ken Follett wrote a novel – *The Hammer of Eden *-- about a terrorist group using a machine to generate an earthquake on the San Andreas fault.
Of course that was fiction. I say again – FICTION.
Hmmm, Pat Robertson’s explanation + Hugo Chavez’s explanation = Obama really is the Messiah!? :eek:
CMC fnord!
Didn’t they rule it out because too many records would be destroyed…?
Earthquakes are the weapon of the Mole People not the USA. Although I hear the Lizard aliens living in secrete underground bases are muscling in on that technology. Being Haiti most people would think of the Zombie connection but they don’t have the brains to make an earthquake weapon.
Do you think Chavez is covering for the CHUDs? He sorta looks like one.
Didn’t someone try to start this same rumor after the earthquake that caused the big southeast Asian tsunami?
If we had such a thing, I think we’d take a solid look at testing it on North Korea first.
Could be.
I think he just uses his face to smash open eggs and beat baby puppies…
-XT
We must be doing it because, when the combined Dutch and American attack armada was about to steam out of its clever hiding place, behind Aruba, and roll over Venezuela like a Juggernaut, we lost our nerve. (The Dutch were still gung-ho; they said they’re tired of dikes and windmills, and cold winters.)
Why is that crazy? Everyone knows that poor blacks tend to vote democrat. How else was Bush going to win his third term in 2008?
step 1: kill poor blacks in New Orleans to reduce # of dem voters
step 2: eliminate term limits
step 3: ??
step 4: third term
Just you wait, I heard they’ve been gathering the brains for… oh, wait, catering the brains.
Never mind.
George Bush can’t make hurricanes. Halle Berry is the one that does that.
Funny how they forget that Hurricane Isabel caused $125,000,000 in damage to DC. Or do they claim that Isabel was allowed to hit DC for future plausible deniability?
But what if it doesn’t work right, and it makes things nicer than they were before? Can’t have that…