Dyersburg? That would be Maryland, would it? Close to them liberal politicians in Washington D.C.! It might have been Southern once, but them liberals have turned into as much of a Yankee-land as New York City! I’m sorry, boy, but until you’ve spent time in places like rural Tennessee, Georgia, and Alabama, you have no idea what the South is like! And don’t hand me none of your geography lip! The South is a state of mind! Otherwise, you wouldn’t have Klan rallies in the North.
Don’t forget, Tennessee gave birth to the Klan! Can your liberal, lovin’ Dyersburg make the same claim? I think not!
(Please note, all this is made in jest! I do NOT support the KKK in any way, shape or form. If Tars and Carny want to wipe out the Klan and their ilk, I’ll happily put aside my own plans for world domination to help them!)
There’s plenty of anti-Masonic attitude around here, lemme tell ya. (One of the local half-wits running for political orifice has a pick up truck covered in campaign signs that read things like, "Break the Silence! End the Conspiracy of the Masonic Handshake! Elect Doofus [or whatever his name is]!) Pulaski, TN is where Nathan Bedford Forrest started the KKK. They are most definately not proud of this fact! (However, up until about ten years ago, Middle Tennesse State University, in Murfreesboro, TN did have a plaque up honoring NBF.) In any case, a truce sounds good. There’s large fiber-glass statue of NBF on a deranged looking horse not too far from here that would make a good first strike target! (I’ve heard that fiber-glass burns spectacularly! )
Fustest with the mostest.
Sounds to me like we have an evil twin thing; Civil War Hero vs. KKK guy.
Did you see that Star Trek? When Kirk was split in a transporter accident? They had poodles in party hats.
Lets toast living KKK guys, not some dead fella who ran afoul of a transporter thingie accident.
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