This one's for the Birds! Well, one, anyway!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It’s time for Falcon, our intrepid sharp-eyed honey, to make her 2000th post! Here’s hoping she’ll make it here, and join the party in her honor!! :smiley: I have so much enjoyed all of your posts,<at least all of the ones I’ve been able to find, that is! :p>

Come one, come all. Flight suits are optional, as are clothes. :wink:
Cinnamon oil over here, imported of course. Hot tubs there----> and the pudding tubs are over there in that corner----->

Food and drinks on that table. Help yourself.
Anything else we need, dear? :wink:

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Here I be! #2000.

Let’s see, I think I’ll have a cherry daquiri, and the only thing I can think of that we need is some attractive men! Oh, and Naked Twister. :wink:

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Ahar ye scurvy dogs!

Bring out the naked women and I’ll stick around a bit!

'Grats, Birdie Lady!

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<quickly pulls the Naked Twister game out of the closet> Oops! Sorry, Falcon. Now as for the hunks…they’ll be along shortly, no doubt. :wink:

Here’s your cherry daquiri, and a plate of munchies while we wait on the guys to show…and the gals too, natch! :slight_smile:

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Congratulations Falcon. I’m afraid I won’t be playing Naked Twister. Oh, I’ll take off my clothes if you want. But I’m not playing Twister. :wink:

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The hunk is here <snort>. The party may begin.

Right hand green.

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takes off clothes to show tanned body

Yo Chief! This naked enough for you??

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::Ziiiiiiiippppp!::

VB steps out of flightsuit and skivvies, and joins our favourite sassy bird on the mat:
“Left foot on red! Woohoo!”

Congrats hon! Smooooooch!

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Falcon, my present to you is the clothes off my back. And my legs. All the clothes I’m wearing. Do with them what you wish.

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Well I shant join in Falc and others. Mrs. Trkr would not like it and all, but I will be more than happy to watch (I mean be an impartial judge if need be).

Falc, nice tan. * What’s that dear? No, I am not watching Falcon playing Naked twister. I am just offering my services as a judge in case there are any rules disputes. *

Keeping going folks.

Jeffery

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Congratulations Falcon, I’m happy you made it to 2000, let’s see you get up to 3000 now.

And I may not be the bestest looking poster here, but I will join in on a game of naked twister. BTW how do you play it? :wink:

And just bring the drinks over here, where I can help myself to them.

And bring on the ladies, I’m all ready for them, in more ways than one. :slight_smile:

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smiles and looks at everyone

Pipefitter, Naked Twister is VERY easy. First, you get naked. Then, covered in oil. Then we play Twister. :slight_smile:

And VB? There’s PLENTY of cinammon oil over there being unused! Can’t you think of something to do with it?

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Hey Falcon!

2000 posts is a truly AWESOME accomplishment!

Thanks for inviting me to Falcon’s party, purplebear.

Do you have Scrabble? Or Trivial Pursuit?

Just Twister, huh, well I used to play that when I was young, I guess I remember how–hey, wait a minute…I don’t remember it being played that way!

Congratulations, beautiful birdy!

Scotti

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Congratulations, Falcon. At the rate I’m going, I probably won’t hit 1000 before next June or later. Oh well, no biggie. I guess I shall join in on the naked twister. ::removes shirt, then skirt::

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Since joining the SDMB I seem to be attending a lot of parties nude…

Oh well when you’re on a good thing, stick to it.

wanders in wearing his birthday suit, a smile and some jello cannisters…

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Congratulations Falcon he says as he congratulates himself on 46 posts! WOOHOO

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:: strolls in, watches the naked twister for a minute, decides not to join. don’t wanna scare anybody ::

Congrat’s Falcon. May you post like a soaring bird which never lands.

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::Waking up in the corner, with the distinct smell of sex about me::

What in the Hell was in that beer?! And I want to know who took advantage of me while I was in this state?! And will she be willing todo it again?!

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Damn straight she would, Chief.

Now get back over here.

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Cinnamon oil, Twister <begins limbering up immediately, already nude>, naked people–you people know how to throw a party! Relax and have some of my homebrew, Chief, I’ll take care of everything while you’re indisposed.

Congratulations, Falcon, I knew you had it in you–waitaminute, that didn’t quite come out right…