2000 posts have come and gone! Everyone, join in and frolic. Except for Falcon. She has to stay outside in the rain.
Poor Falcon. First she loses the bid for a Twistybitch, now she has to sit out in the rain and miss the party. Oh the humanity!
Falcon, if Mully won’t let you come inside for the party, I’ll bring the party to you. What kind of drink do you want?
Now, since I’m here I may as well join Mully in a toast. Grab your drink and raise your glass, this is one of my favorite toasts:
Here’s to you and
Here’s to me and
If we ever disagree
Fuck you
Here’s to me! 
Congratulations on 2000!
Yay…congrats…I only have 1986 to go until I catch up to you…what’s your secret!!!
…And in conclusion, I hate you all. :mad:
Hurrah for Mullinator!
Falcon, if he won’t let you in, you can share my umbrella.
Falcon?! 
Sheesh, Mullinator~
How come you get TWO post party threads, and the rest of us only get one? This is discrimination, plain and simple.
However, since I like you and enjoy reading your posts, I will decline to call the powers that be and complain about the fact that you are being unfairly honored.
Once again, Congratulations!
But the issue of Falcon being denied entrance is a WHOLE 'nother matter. I am inclined to call the cops if you don’t let that sweet lady in, I really am.
'Kay, I’m gathering poster board for signs here. Anyone want to stand outside and chant in the rain with me?
Scotti the Radical
Hey, why not, I’m hip.
Grabs Raincoat
Congratulations. So if Demo gets lapdances for his 3000, what should you get for your 2000?
I haven’t earned the lap dances yet. Just walkb y and I’ll stick my face between your breasts.
Hold on there, hypergirl. You can’t just go sticking your breasts in people’s faces like that. You have to make sure they’re safe.
Luckily, I’m a liscened Breast-Inspector. Now come over here, we need to certify you proper…
OK Jester, c’mere. Don’t blame me if ya suffocate. They’re safe, you say, OK Mully, it’s your turn.
Yee Haw!
(And I mean that.)
Someone left the cake out, in the rain…
And I don’t think that I can take it…
'Cause it took so long to bake it…
And I’ll never have that recipe again…
Congrats again.
Didn’t we do this already?
NOOOOO!!! Well, that’s just great. Thanks, DRY.
And, hypergirl? Demo got a lap dance because, well, he’s Demo. And he’s my personal hero for getting an evil bot off my back. And he likes Blink182. And Southern Comfort. And… Well, you get the idea. 
Congratulations again, Mully!