This place looks awesome!

No, not the Dope. The Dope looks pretty much the same.

But our office rocks. This is the third year in a row that there has been a decorating competition at work. And I’m confident that this is the third time we’ll win.

Our theme this year is Holidays in the City. We’ve got street signs up everywhere. A coworker used dowels cardboard, and black paint to make old-style gas streetlamps for the hallway. We have a snowman made out of bubble wrap. I made a bunch of Chinese lanterns which are now hanging on gold ribbon outside my office.

For Og’s sake, we even have a Festivus pole!

Pictures or you’re lying.

Seconded.

Sorry, no pictures. And I’m leaving town tomorrow.

At lunch today I bought a digital camera as a gift for my GF. It’s sitting right here next to me. It’s very tempting to rip it open and snap some photos. Must. Resist. Urge.

Hopefully everything will still be up when I return on the 31st. I’ll try to remember to bring in my own camera that day.

You’re just trying to torture us by saying that you have a camera. right. next. to. you. that you cannot, nay will not, use.

Cruel and unusual punishment, I say.

That’s it! You have the true spirit of Festivus!