This story right here is why I will always hate police officers

Just wait till she gets to know you better. I’m anticipating a restraining order in your near future. Moron. :rolleyes:

she had to do a presentation at work the next day

That text is a gentle send off, not an invitation to a second date. It’s the opposite of an invitation. It’s saying the interaction is over, and is not expected to lead to any further interactions.

He’s wrong about that too.

Well I wonder why she came home and viewed my profile 7 times. All this is confusing

Hey stalker-boy? It’s not confusing to anyone with an IQ higher than those of, say, canned goods.

Same reason drivers slow down to gawk at accidents?

Beautiful!

That makes no sense, it was 7 times not 1 time

Accounting for regional dialectal differences: “It’s a pleasure” = “Bless your heart”.

And this you know…how? After all, police officers do get suspended, fired, and even sent for prosecution after departmental discipline. Just because you think every single cop on the planet is a criminal doesn’t actually mean they are. Unlike you, departmental review boards and courts require proof.

Well, of course you do. You’re wrong about so many things, there’s a likelihood that your’e wrong about that. Maybe her presentation was in pretending that you were worth spending the time with after she met you in person. A better choice, of course, once she found out what kind of moron you are would have been to bail immediately.

She couldn’t believe she wasted her time with such a dunce and kept checking to see if you were for real.

I know (a very stupid person) someone who got a rejection letter from a job interview and was all excited.

“Hey, look! They say they will keep me on file! I bet I’ll get the next opening!”

I didn’t have the heart…

Well I guess I figured a normal women would not respond with a text like that 2 days later when she could have just ignored my initial text and moved on.

So if she sent a text saying it was a pleasure meeting me 2 days later and is not interested in a 2nd date then that means she is retarded

Riiight…
She’s the one with the problem…

I gotta hand it to you FBJJ, this is some funny shit, you’re good. :smiley:

No way this guy is on the level. And use fucking periods at the end of your fucking sentences, for fuck’s sake.

Some people drive around the block to gawk again.

in fact, if we’re honest with ourselves, that’s the same motivation that keeps some of us checking back into this thread.

Innocent of what? Dying?

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I thought she wanted to see me naked since she viewed me 7 times lol

Dude, this crowd ain’t buying what you’re selling.