This Superbowl was the worst game ever and the REFS can lick my balls.

The BBQ Pit
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I expected a good challenge with this years superbowl. Well rated refs. I team that deserved the superbowl last year vs. a coach that deserved a superbowl last year. Archrivals/stuff it up your ass if you win game, due to the nature of contracts and other events.

The first sign of this game sucking my anus ring was the toss. (Sorry, but the disgrace of Santana doesn’t count. Yes, nomatter what you say, he performed well, but ABC fucked him up his hairy mexican butt.) What the fuck ref, move them around? Screw up what you’re saying? You are such a bitch, ref! Lick my balls you cock sucker.

There were so many bad calls. The challenges shouldn’t have been challenges, save the dragged feet endzone catch of the raiders. What the fuck is up with makeing the rules as you go, too? His ass was pushed out of bounds and that dumb ass ref had his head up his fucking ass becuase he was right there and saw the whole thing (as witnessed by the camera) and was fucking being a bitch about it. Personally, i think to spite the attitudes of the players who were arguing with them. That fucker probably licks his own balls.

Gannon. Need I say more you shitty excuse for a QB. Hey, your team isn’t red dumbass. How the fuck could you get more colors confused. You even sucked so bad that John Madden ripped your ass and he is a fat peice of shit. After all that shit you put your teammates through this season, you fuck it up like this. They all fucking hate you becuase mostly, it was your fault, other than the rest of the shitty fucking play calls.
I don’t even want you to lick my balls because you would probably fuck that up and lick my ass sphincter.

Sports commentary. At least Dennis Miller wasn’t here. The pre-game sucked horribly, and John Madden can fuck himself. Seriously, I’m not alone on this one. I think it would be funny to see too.

Technical difficulties. Well, duh, ABC, duh.

PS. The only thing that made this worth while was the 2.1 million*, 30 second long skit with the football playing increasing productivity. That was some of the most intelligent material I have seen in a long time. Funny as shit too.

*Source = CNN.COM
Until next time all that hate me, lick my balls!

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You must have some awfully clean balls by now.

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What do France, Germany and Super Bowl Refs have in common?

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An opposition to people who act like raiders?

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Well, that and Karp’s testicles.

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Karp, you seem to want people to lick your balls and suck your anus ring quite a lot. You sure you’re not repressing some deep seated desires? Come on, let it all out!

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France and Germany are against Bush. Karp’s testies are against a bush. Where do the refs fit in?

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Seriously though, with out the testicular renumerations, the game was dissapointing with one thing or another.

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giggle

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Oh wait, now I get it: Karp is trying to be like that guy from “The State,” who wanted to dip his balls into everything. Sorry, you’re only about 10 years late. And given his newly updated location (“aman”), it sounds like he’s already found a man to do his much anticipated licking.

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Geez, I thought I’d told this guy, Karp, that he couldn’t use the puter till he finished licking my balls!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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The endzone thing was a crock. I saw a divot kicked up from in-bounds, as I’m sure most everyone else did. I was amused by the aforementioned ref-slip, as well as the very inappropriate ball-mishandling by Tampa Bay. I’d have to say that whoever that was who mishandled the ball is the luckiest bastard in professional sports tonight.

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Oooh! Oooh! Can I lick your balls too?!? It seems that EVERYONE these days is doing it!!!

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One likes to surrender, one has war crime offenders, and one’s legally blind but can’t make the Raiders contenders.

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Hey, I’ll give you that one call; he was pushed out of bounds, and it looked to me like he was inbounds in mid-air before that happened.

But everything else was on the up-and-up. Even that Oakland touchdown. I was sitting there watching the endless replays, thinking “How many times are they going to show this shit? He was out!” And then, on maybe the tenth replay, I could clearly see his other foot contacting the end zone and dragging.

So methinks you protest too much, Karp. And this is coming from someone who bet on the Raiders. Face it, the Bucs won fair and square.

And you’re obsessing way too much about testicular lingulation. Seriously, dude. :slight_smile:

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What exactly did Rich Gannon supposedly put his teammates through this season, besides completing all those passes? Are you good buddies with several Raiders to have learned this information, Karp?

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Man, give the guy a break. For someone who can’t even count, he’s gone pretty far.

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What is with all the licking? Did someone break out the Tootsie roll pops?

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And what’s up with that half time show? Gwen Stefani can lick my balls. And when she’s done with them there’s something else in that immediate region she could lick as well. Hell, I’m a gentleman, I’d buy her dinner first and if we didn’t hit it off I’d be cool about it. But if Miss Stefani is in the audience and wants to lick my balls, my E-mail is in the link below.

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How about that bizarre pass interference call, when the ball was no where near the receiver? Or when, in the last few minutes of the game, Rice caught a pass and ran out of bounds, but they let the clock keep running?

The league MVP throws five interceptions and millions of dollars are made by bookies. Makes you wonder. You’d think Gannon could be a little less obvious about throwing the game.