DAMMIT! I’ll bet that he didn’t even need to have sex with his wife to get her pregnant! He merely needed to sweat on her, to get her knocked up!
YOIKS! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Who needs Rambo? We got Goldsberry!
I am put in mind of Hercules, killing a lion with his bare hands.
“I’m Wayne Goldsberry. SAY IT!”
He should probably never have to worry about his daughter’s boyfriend sneaking into her room. This is as good a deterrent as it gets against that sort of thing, I would imagine.
Now THAT is a man who has earned the right to mount the head over his mantle. None of that sissy “using a weapon” business for him, no sirree…
Haha I can just see it now
(Boy enters room through window. Sees big bloodspot on the floor)
Boy: Say, what’s that big…stain on the floor?
Girl: Oh, when I was younger, a buck got in my room, and my dad killed it.
Boy: Oh…uh, what kind of gun did he use?
Girl: Oh, he didn’t use a gun. He wrestled it with his bare hands.
Boy: And won?
Girl: Uh-huh
(Girl looks where boy was standing, only to see the open window, ala Batman.)
What a story.
*Deer diary,
Today I …*
“Don’t buck with me, kid. You will deerly regret it!” 
I’m not suprised that is was a man from Arkansas who slayed a deer with his bare hands.
What does surprise me is that he didn’t have a gun handy to do it instead.
It also wouldn’t surprise me if the deer was rendered and packed in the freezer by the time the law got there.
I’m assuming that a deer in the bedroom is always in season?
Here’s to [del]Bill Brasky[/del] Wayne Goldsberry!
Goddamn. That man is a MAN.
Am i the only one wondering why he couldn’t just close the bedroom door?
It’s more sporting with your bare hands. None of this 12-ga. slug stuff. I started to say “mano a mano,” but a deer doesn’t exactly have manos.
Probably because if you wait for Animal Control, they don’t let you keep the deer.
I hope he gave his daughter some…
Exactly! It’s not like the whole family was in danger. The deer was probably dazed a confused trying to figure how to get back outside. The only reason I can think of why he felt the need to kill it, was to prevent the frenzied deer from doing much more damage to the room.
Damn! Any regular guy would be in a hospital bed. This dude must have balls of steel!
Honestly if a huge buck managed to bust through the window and get into his house in the first place, I doubt a flimsy bedroom door would provide much of a challenge. Even if it could break through the door though, I am thinking that it is probably a better idea than wrestling it to death like Jethro Clampett or something. My goodness, if you HAVE to fight a deer at least get a carving knife or a lead pipe or something. This man obviously never played Clue as a child.
You’re probably right, but i’ll bet that its attempts to escape would probably also have been directed at the window. After all, it would have been able to see the outdoors through the window, and might even have had the wits to realize that it could get out the same way it got in.
Exactly. And would it have done any more damage to the bedroom if left in there by itself than was done by this wild man-on-beast wrestling match?
Deer in The South, IIRC, are about the size of a german shepherd (OK, maybe 2 german shepherds, one on top of the other. Not like a double-decker dog but maybe 1-2 times as big as a g.s.) Had he been in Colorado and done this with a bull elk, then I would personally fellate him. As it stands, I reckon he was just another Arky with b.a.c of .023 or so and looking for someone or something to bust up anyway.
(jest)