“Nigel’s fallen over”
He was sitting in the criveway licking his nuts and I backed the car over him.
“That dog’ll bite you!”
“I’ve been sleeping with all sorts”.
do you want to buy a chicken?
“Well…ya got any grapes?”
Dress her up as an altar boy.
“Nope. We just cut hair.”
It says the panda eats shoots and leaves.
Just put it on my bill.
A fish.
He should have quit while he was a head.
“Well, let’s put it this way: you’re gonna die.”
BECAUSE HE DID!
For you, no charge.
“Oh, this? Yarr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
Because there’s no such thing as a smart blonde.
“What you mean WE, paleface?”
“Well, most of us usually just ride it into town.”
(parrot): “So…what did you do to piss him off?”
“You can bet your ass it won’t be cornflakes.”
“Posse, Silver. Posse.”
They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree and shouts: “SUPPLIES!!”
“Great” said the hooker, “I’ll keep my eye out for you”.
-and-
“Well” said her dad, “Your brother wanted to go to the movies earlier.”
Jon
In a hambulance!