“Twenty dollars, same as in town.”
“And that, your honor, is the truth, I swear.”
Dam
“And it’s deep, too!”
“OK, but don’t hit me so hard with the stick”
“He was stuck in the chicken”
You’re a mean drunk, Superman.
“I know he’s gonna make me drink some of that holy water, and I want to drink it before he makes you sit in it.”
- OR -
“If you had a pig that special, you wouldn’t eat him all at once, would you?”
“Well, it worked the last time I tried it.”
A walk
“That’s okay. We’re just going to use him for a base.”
“Hare lip! Hare lip!”
Damn, Oy Vey, I was going to use that one.
“But first” said the cannibal chief “we will do the ceremony of the Bungee”.
“Ugh. I can’t stand chess nuts boasting by an open fire.”
“If you have a nice car, you don’t have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.”
“Better Nate than lever.”
“To see how long he slept.”
groan
Snacks.
“This one’s called I Love You So Fucking Much I Could Shit.”
Because yeast is yeast and vest is vest and never the trains shall meet!
“sixteen and you still believe in Leprechauns?!”
Wait! Come back!