In Hamlet
he dies at the end.
Not to mention that River is made entirely out of chocolate!I know. It’s totally weird.
Uh, I hate to spoil the party (heh heh), but what’s the point of posting a thread of spoilers if you already know what happens in the movie? It’s temptation, and you are all very very cruel people. 
at the end of Planet Of the Apes (original) we learn that
the PoTA is really Earth, hundreds/thousands of years after a nuclear war
Lord of the Rings Spoilers
In the end Frodo fails but Gollum fights him for the ring, and falls in to Mt Doom and destroys the ring.
well that wasn’t really the end, there was a big wedding and they travel home to live happily ever after.
well that wasn’t really the end, when they get home they discover that large nasty humans have taken over the Shire at report to Lotho Baggins. They Lead a rebellion and drive off the men and discover it was Saurumen behind it. He is slayed by Wormtounge and now they all live happily ever after.
well that wasn’t really the end, Frodo was never really able to happy of whole again and sails off with the Elves from the Grey Havens. That is basically the End.
In Fellowship Of The Ring Frodo doesn’t destroy the ring
In The Two Towers Frodo doesn’t destroy the ring
In Return Of The King Frodo doesn’t destroy the ring
…oh and in those last twoGollum & Smeagol are the same person…thing
In The Wizard of Oz The wizard isn’t a wizard, he’s just some guy from Kansas
And of course, in The Princess Bride Inigo Montoya is slaughtered by the 6-fingered man! :eek:
This does tickle me: the way the smilie face shows through the spoiler box. Man, I HAVE to open whenever I see that.
And also in The Princess Bride:
He was Inigo Montoya. They killed his father. They should prepare to die.
This is somewhat the point of my experiment: Can people resist temptation? I know I can’t. When I see a thread with spoilers in it, I feel you guys are discussing things in secret. Say you’re having a conversation with some friends, one leans to the other and whispers something, without you hearing it. You’d want to know what was said, right? Even if they told you “Hey, you dont want to know” I know that would only make me more determined to find out.
So if I see a post along the lines of
Wow! Did you see Revenge of the Sith?? Remember when
Yoda got his ass kicked by Palpatine :eek: :eek: :eek:
Wasnt that amazing??
I’ve got to open that, even if it means spoiling my enjoment of the film. Just wondering who is in my camp.
My personal favorite along these lines: In The Man With Two Brains, the Elevator Killer isMerv Griffin!
In your life
The main character dies at the end.
jrfranchi, that made me think of the opening credit sequence from Quest for the Holy Grail. Good job. 
In The Last Temptation of Christ
He has a really bad day
From the film Lolita with Jeremy Irons, we discover,
Frank Langella has a small penis.
No, she doesn’t.
She decides not to kill him, so she doesn’t ‘get’ him that way.
And with all the naughty children in the world, she’s probably not yet living with him either.
In King Kong we discover that
Fay Wray has real breasts!
In Paris Hilton’s Porn video we discover
She may be skanky, but she has one tight body!
In The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen we discover
Sean Connery with script control is a prescription for self indulgent disaster.
I’ve heard that it also contains Brad Pitt’s unborn baby
In The Bible,
Jesus comes back after the battle of Armageddon and puts down the last rebellion, throwing Satan and his false prophet (and ‘death’ in general) into the burning lake of fire. Christians live with him in a paradise with the tree from Eden.
In The Koran,
Haven’t read it yet.
At the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake),
You smack yourself for wasting two hours. If you paid for the film, you smack yourself again.
[QUOTE=jrfranchi]
Lord of the Rings Spoilers
In the end Frodo fails but Gollum fights him for the ring, and falls in to Mt Doom and destroys the ring.
and that Gollum likes finger food.
[QUOTE=ouryL]
So Frodo gave him the finger.