The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Do not be deceived by my ostensible newbieness (newbility?). I’ve been a die-hard Doper since “straight dope” was a keyword on AOL (ah, back in the day)–but until now I’ve been too lazy to register.
“This was just a test post” and other such blether,
agroof
Hey, it’s hardly been used. I’ll give you $1.98 if you can deliver it in the next two hours.
Both statements are exactly half-true each 
Both statements appeared in a thread criticizing King Nifty.
I know. I put them there.
Moderators–please e-mail me.
Is that the sound of a padlock I hear?
Bosda, I remember your putting them there… that was why the statements sounded so familiar.
Rockford, maybe it is… you just never know around here.
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